Jessica Ennis

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Is anyone else developing a huge crush for Ennis?

Always thought she was beautiful but she even manages to look naturally stunning while running/jumping/throwing. She also seems lovely, I could listen to her all day. Couldnt get enough of her today in the heptathlon.

Ive never wanted an athlete to win a gold medal so much, I will be glued to the box tomorrow!

 

[Deleted member 18477]

I want to mot her out and smash her back doors in.

So yes. And have had since Beijing.

 

[Triggaaar]

Is anyone else developing a huge crush for Ennis?

Yes.

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Yes.

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

I want to mot her out and smash her back doors in.

So yes. And have had since Beijing.

She didn't go to Beijing, she broke her foot.


But I do concur with the statement about her rear entrance...

 

[Deleted member 18477]

She didn't go to Beijing, she broke her foot.


But I do concur with the statement about her rear entrance...

Oh Berlin world champs then? I can't remember.

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Katarina Johnson-Thompson is not too shabby either...

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Victoria Pendleton would get my vote.

 

[Davemania]

Jessica Ennis: She's fit...in more ways than one

 

[bhafc99]

Katarina Johnson-Thompson is not too shabby either...

 

[Gonzo]

I think I actually love her.

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

Absolutely, and not just in the "phwoarr, she's a bit fit" way, I would willingly make her my wife* and care and look after for her for ever, she is a perfect woman..


*with apologies to my current wife who won't be reading this so it doesn't matter

 

[rocker959]

Phwoaaaaar yes please , thank you very much.

 

[Laridae]

Quality.

Which reminds me... Would you smash this FAT bird?

Yes.

 

[Captain Haddock]

Absolutely, and not just in the "phwoarr, she's a bit fit" way, I would willingly make her my wife* and care and look after for her for ever, she is a perfect woman..


*with apologies to my current wife who won't be reading this so it doesn't matter

I think most definitely this (including the wife bit)!

 

[El Presidente]

Yes she is gorgeous, but the ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM is surely, Soapy Titwank, How?

 

[Biscuit]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to go against the general consensus and say 'no' to the wife option.

At first it all seemed like a wonderful idea, endless athletic sex and someone to watch Dr. Who with but then the grim reality reared it's head.

She'd be the one opening stubborn jar lids and she'd be the one putting up the shelving. Could you imagine waking up at 3am with no covers? The chill of the night air sweeping through you? Ennis is rolled up hogging the warmth and a fight over the duvet ensues. There is no way you're going to win that, no way.

For that reason, I'm out.

 

[pornomagboy]

Katarina Johnson-Thompson is not too shabby either...

Think I am in love with her she is lovely

 

[Captain Haddock]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to go against the general consensus and say 'no' to the wife option.

At first it all seemed like a wonderful idea, endless athletic sex and someone to watch Dr. Who with but then the grim reality reared it's head.

She'd be the one opening stubborn jar lids and she'd be the one putting up the shelving. Could you imagine waking up at 3am with no covers? The chill of the night air sweeping through you? Ennis is rolled up hogging the warmth and a fight over the duvet ensues. There is no way you're going to win that, no way.

For that reason, I'm out.

Home from home for me! I'm in!

 

[Captain Haddock]

Besides I've already told my wife I'm in live with her.