Jeremy Kyle.......

[hitony]

The Wizard has asked that i show everyone a copy of his advert in the local paper and the picture of him with the girl of his dreams, who replied to the Ad...hes a lucky lucky guy !!!

 

[little al]

Lol :d

 

[hitony]

To all you ardent, daily watchers of this programme, todays show is "Has my husband always been faithfull to me?"............ involving a young girl who originates from Newcastle and her husband who was born in Stepney London.

Prepare for the normal mud slinging and swearing, the security staff will have to be on special alert for this one!!!!!

 

[The Wizard]

Classic! some woman just tried to claim some guy was the childs dad even though the child is black!

 

[dolphin123]

f***ing funny that. Apprently the mum was abit black when she was born the mooooose.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

That DNA test was a shambles. How the hell did she think that bloke was the father?

 

[footychick]

The cot death one made me cry.

 

[little al]

The cot death one made me cry.

It was a bit sad. I am hard though, so no tears.

 

[The Wizard]

The cot death one made me cry.

Pah, I always turn over when stories like that come on, I only watch the programme for comedy value anyway.

 

[The Wizard]

 

[little al]

Ah, he's lovely.

 

[little al]

Haha Ling-er-ree. Divvy chav.

 

[The Wizard]

What a bunch of SPAZTARDS.

 

[little al]

Proper funny

 

[Durlston]

I could never watch this shite, slept through my f***ing alarm and got another almighty bollocking this morning. My boss told me to take the rest of the week off.

Things would never, ever get that boring to have to watch Jeremy Kyle.

 

[little al]

Anyone watching today? This girl is something else!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

That girl was bloody hilarious. The way she gave it to Jeremy was superb Television. Can't believe this Thursday is the 1,000th show!

 

[little al]

It was obvious she was an attention seeker, 7 miscarriages at 17 and pregnant with the 8th. Absolute bollocks.

 

[The Wizard]

I know where you live!!

 

[Simster]

Can't wait to meet "Shelley"