Jeremy Kyle

[Simster]

I'm working from home and this is all that's on. My question is this: I know the stars of the show are chav simpletons but I simply can't believe they so stupid as to let the entire nation know whats going on in their private lives. Why do they do it?

Todays action features a meat head thick bloke and his white bread goofy wife.

Bloke isn't actually sure that his previous marriage was actually annulled legally.
Bloke has shagged 6 times away from home.
Bird keeps taking him back

Kyle keeps ranting about how she should leave him, and thick bloke is sitting there like a caveman.

Actually it's excrutiating. I'm turning over.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I got used as a battering ram by a bouncer for calling his barwoman girlfriend goofy once. Be careful Sim

 

[Simster]

I got used as a battering ram by a bouncer for calling his barwoman girlfriend goofy once. Be careful Sim

Gareth's NSC pub?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I'm working from home and this is all that's on. My question is this: I know the stars of the show are chav simpletons but I simply can't believe they so stupid as to let the entire nation know whats going on in their private lives. Why do they do it?

Todays action features a meat head thick bloke and his white bread goofy wife.

Bloke isn't actually sure that his previous marriage was actually annulled legally.
Bloke has shagged 6 times away from home.
Bird keeps taking him back

Kyle keeps ranting about how she should leave him, and thick bloke is sitting there like a caveman.

Actually it's excrutiating. I'm turning over.

I really liked that one - the girl was really funny!!!!

 

[Les Biehn]

I got used as a battering ram by a bouncer

To smash her teeth back in?

 

[Simster]

I really liked that one - the girl was really funny!!!!

It was amusing.

Day time telly. Jesus Christ.



Oh good another f***ing house makeover programme to watch on BBC1 OR Channel five.

Wank.

 

[Nibble]

Jeremy Kyle is ****

 

[Les Biehn]

I like Under The Hammer.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Columbo, Murder She Wrote, Diagnosis Murder, Father Dowling Investigates...

Daytime telly is great !

 

[hans kraay fan club]

It was amusing.

Day time telly. Jesus Christ.



Oh good another f***ing house makeover programme to watch on BBC1 OR Channel five.

Wank.

You could turn it OFF!

 

[Easy 10]

Its a good question though - why DO these people appear on these shows, and publically expose themselves as the utter failures to the human race that they invariably are ? I assume there just has to be some kind of financial reward involved. But even then, what kind of person would want to \"sort out\" their problems in this manner, in front of a braying audience . Is cash ultimately the incentive ?

Usually one party (supposedly) doesn;t know why his/her parner has invited them onto the show - but it ain;t gonna be GOOD news is it. If my missus turned round one day out of the blue and said \"can you book a day off work love ? Ive got us appearing on the Jeremy Kyle show next Wednesday\", theres absolutely no WAY I would just blithely go along with it, turn up on the day, and find out woss goin on.

She might reveal she;s got a COCK or something.

 

[Simster]

You could turn it OFF!

Shit off son.

Columbo, Murder She Wrote, Diagnosis Murder, Father Dowling Investigates...

Daytime telly is great !

Is the right answer. When do they start?

 

[BensGrandad]

I often wonder why they dont just show a rerun of the major previous nights drama programs etc the following day this would save money, allow people who couldnt watch the programmes like shift workers etc the opportunity. Not everybody has VCR, Sky plus por ITV 2. This couldnt be worse than make over and auction programs surely.

 

[Les Biehn]

...but it ain;t gonna be GOOD news is it...
...She might reveal she;s got a COCK or something.

Is that bad news?

 

[Easy 10]

Is that bad news?

Well, it would be surprising. But you know how clever they can be with these surgical procedures these days, it could be tucked up in a flap somewhere.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

The last one today was ridicolous, why in the hell would you like to make it public that you might have Cancer!!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

NSC is distraction enough - but when working from home I can just about manage the radio (I am currently listening to Radio 4 Listen Again, Afternoon Play - Captain Corelli's Mandolin - it is brilliantly done) ................ but I can't work with the TV on - let alone watch it.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Wank.

Now that's a far more normal activity for blokes to indulge in on a day off. In between watching the lumpenproletariat shouting at each other on the telly.

 

[Simster]

Now that's a far more normal activity for blokes to indulge in on a day off. In between watching the lumpenproletariat shouting at each other on the telly.

Sadly we have builders in.

 

[Les Biehn]

Sadly we have builders in.

Just because it's her time of the month doesn't mean you can't knock one out.

Wait a minute, that's decorators isn't it....