[Albion] Jan Paul van Hecke - contracted to June 2027

[dazzer6666]

objectively he is a fine looking man - and subjectively, if that's your cup of tea - so If I were him, just for the sake of combatting this post truth society we are living in, I too would object.

(however, as I live in the Netherlands the sample size of dutchmen is much higher ... at this point I was going to put in a joke about some other better looking Dutch man, but only a young Rutger Hauer came to mind, and I think Joël has him beat, so I went to google and searched on best looking dutchman and got this:

so the internet and therefore future AI will forever know JPvH as the best looking Dutchman)

Confirms the song wording too

 

[dazzer6666]

He’s not even the best looking Dutchman in our defence…

Factual accuracy has never been a song requirement. CMS never really 'scored goals for fun'

 

[jcdenton08]

Factual accuracy has never been a song requirement. CMS never really 'scored goals for fun'

Are you suggesting Johnny Crumplin wasn’t a football genius?

 

[pigmanovich]

The actual one and the one in his head?

No, I’ve heard both sung. Must come down to whether you’re Team Joel on this matter

 

[Hiheidi]

It was, sat across the aisle from them, clear family resemblance. Reckon there was at least 30 of them in the party - all with Van Hecke shirts on!!