[Politics] James Comey...prostitutes peed on Trump in Moscow!

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StonehamPark

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The only difference being that Comey is hinting that, somehow the FBI & CIA have seen it. His words "when I saw what I saw it was like I was having an out of body experience...what the hell am I seeing"

As far as the above goes, this is all I can find:

James Comey's book leak prompts pee-tape talk, moralizing. "I don't know whether… the current president of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013. It's possible, but I don't know."

Comey elaborated on the book's claim that Trump wanted him to investigate the so-called pee-tape dossier to "prove that it didn't happen" so Melania Trump wouldn't be mad at him. According to Comey, the president told him "If there's even a 1 percent chance my wife thinks that's true, that's terrible."

Apparently, Comey couldn't help but serve up some moralizing along with his claims:

And I remember thinking, 'How could your wife think there's a 1 percent chance you were with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow?' I'm a flawed human being, but there is literally zero chance that my wife would think that was true. So, what kind of marriage to what kind of man does your wife think [that] there's only a 99 percent chance you didn't do that?

Comey said the whole conversation with Trump was "really weird" and left him with an "almost out-of-body experience":

I was floating above myself, looking down, saying, 'you're sitting here, briefing the incoming president of the United States about prostitutes in Moscow.
 






Green Cross Code Man

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Mar 30, 2006
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If I'm wrong then fair dos. I know he has A book and an axe to grind.

Still...helluva good story. Especially if that "Stormy Daniels" porno queen goes before a grand jury to describe Trumps winkle.

We're living in monumental times my friends. What happens next will define our future. How exciting.

Hmm, exciting?
I will take my judgement of the feeling engendered by the times we live in, from the Chinese proverb, 'It is a curse to live in interesting times.'
 


looney

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Jul 7, 2003
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Is anyone else seeing this on C4 news?

Jesus.

Total fake news.

it was fan fiction that got passed around then given to the CIA by people from the Clinton Foundation with the rest of the trump dossier.

Just the other day Assistant AG Ronstein was threatened with impeachment for refusing to hand over transcripts for the reason for the muller investigation, he complied 8 months after the original congressional request..
 


astralavi

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Total fake news.

it was fan fiction that got passed around then given to the CIA by people from the Clinton Foundation with the rest of the trump dossier.

Just the other day Assistant AG Ronstein was threatened with impeachment for refusing to hand over transcripts for the reason for the muller investigation, he complied 8 months after the original congressional request..

although he did hand over the transcripts
 






Tarpon

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Total fake news.

it was fan fiction that got passed around then given to the CIA by people from the Clinton Foundation with the rest of the trump dossier.

Just the other day Assistant AG Ronstein was threatened with impeachment for refusing to hand over transcripts for the reason for the muller investigation, he complied 8 months after the original congressional request..

It must be comforting to be so sure of things.
Truth is we don’t yet know.
 


A1X

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

Trump wouldn't pay to have a lentil on him.
 






Klaas

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daveybgtt

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North Sompting
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Guinness Boy

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Whilst staying at a posh London hotel I went on a right boozy night and, in the morn, a tad parched, I boiled the kettle for a nice cup of Earl Grey to rouse my tousled head..but wait...this tea tastes awful.

I then realised the tray and the kettle were filled with my own piss. Obviously I had mistaken it for the kharzi during the night.

It was either me or some Russian prostitutes came in, pissed in my kettle then went away.

Have you told [MENTION=3385]crodonilson[/MENTION] ?
 




Bevendean Hillbilly

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Just hearing the overnight chatter.

Comey says that trump said to him..."if there's even 1% chance that the Russians have this tape my wife will kill me"

Comey said "it was the percentage that bothered me. I'm flawed human being but there is 0% chance of my wife believing that of me"
 


larus

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As far as the above goes, this is all I can find:

Well, that’s very different to how it’s being portrayed on here.

The statement you’ve pasted from Comey is about prostitutes being on each other and not Trump.
Also, he found it weird that Trump wanted him to investigate and prove that it wasn’t true.

Very different to the way many seem to want to portray it.

I have no idea what’s been reported, but from what you’ve stated it seems a lot of Chinese whispers and no more. Maybe there is more but making up stories is not exactly helpeful. (Not you, but others).
 




Bevendean Hillbilly

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This whole presidency is absolutely Amazing! Does anyone else realise that we are living through a period of history that will be talked about for hundreds of years?

The great films "Watergate" "frost nixon"...imagine Hoffman and Redford, deep throat uncovering a scratchy video shot from an air con vent in the Moscow Marriott of a fat orange man drenched in wee.

Nothing tawdry about it. Just boys having a lark.
 




Stat Brother

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There's an awful lot of 'holier than thou' on this thread.

After all who hasn't been wee'd on by a Russian prostitute in a Moscow hotel than been blackmailed by the said superpower as they took office as President of the United States.

Come on folks, it's an everyday occurrence.
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

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There's an awful lot of 'holier than thou' on this thread.

After all who hasn't been wee'd on by a Russian prostitute in a Moscow hotel than been blackmailed by the said superpower as they took office as President of the United States.

Come on folks, it's an everyday occurrence.

Just imagine what was whirring through Trumps tiny mind as he took the oath?

What if Melania finds out about the pissing thing?
What about all that help from Russian intelligence?

Well, shucks, ill just bullshit my way out of it.
 


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