JakeCaskey

[RM-Taylor]

Jake Forster-Caskey is worth £1 million+ aleady, he's on England duty and will shortly be playing in the U17 World Cup Finals in Mexico.

 

[Rookie]

both reading and we are 100% after him. Obviously as a longer term investment.
Who else you got we can take off your hands??

Yep of course you are. Someone might like to tell him this though

 

[Meade's Ball]

both reading and we are 100% after him. Obviously as a longer term investment.
Who else you got we can take off your hands??

I have a guttersnipe wife with a skin like a thousand speckled oily aprons all thick, eggy and yellow. She dismisses my objections to her disgust and cackles through the spaces in the cage i inhabit. If you battle your way through her ogrous guard and free me, you can have her. And the elephantine children she forced me to bore into her to produce. Apart from Stan. He's got something about him. You know, likes mathematics and the odd flicker of reason. The rest though, escape me and take them away as your own.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Three massive reasons why he will not sign for you:

A) He will command a significant fee of 1m+ that you can't afford.

B) He is clever young lad that wants to play in a team on the up not a player reaching the end of their career chasing for the last few £'s that will play for anyone.

C) He has already been chased by teams of a much higher profile than yours but has kept with the Albion where he will have more first team opportunities. His Uncle Forster, has been advising him and has told him to stick with us.

You have no chance, you don't really have any chance with our contracted players as they would demand a fee and you're in the bosman market.

 

[Titanic]

I have a guttersnipe wife with a skin like a thousand speckled oily aprons all thick, eggy and yellow. She dismisses my objections to her disgust and cackles through the spaces in the cage i inhabit. If you battle your way through her ogrous guard and free me, you can have her. And the elephantine children she forced me to bore into her to produce. Apart from Stan. He's got something about him. You know, likes mathematics and the odd flicker of reason. The rest though, escape me and take them away as your own.

Morning MB. Nice to see you're feeling so chipper!

 

[Springal]

Three massive reasons why he will not sign for you:

A) He will command a significant fee of 1m+ that you can't afford.

B) He is clever young lad that wants to play in a team on the up not a player reaching the end of their career chasing for the last few £'s that will play for anyone.

C) He has already been chased by teams of a much higher profile than yours but has kept with the Albion where he will have more first team opportunities. His Uncle Forster, has been advising him and has told him to stick with us.

You have no chance, you don't really have any chance with our contracted players as they would demand a fee and you're in the bosman market.

Uncle Forster ? Step dad ?

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Uncle Forster ? Step dad ?

SDFd step dad, uncle, whatever.

 

[Springal]

SDFd step dad, uncle, whatever.

Love to know what goes on in your family....

 

[Gritt23]

Now, now. BoF is trying to teach him the difference between we're and were. Let's not overload the poor chap too quickly.

Let's start with a nice big button. He needs to work out the spacebar first.

 

[public school boy]

Who else you got we can take off your hands??

Peter Brezovan

 

[chucky1973]

Frank Sandaza was reportedly at the caveran park today with a view to a deal.

 

[Nickols4]

A player who reportedly turned down Arsenal & Aston Villa will now move to Crystal Palace. Sounds reasonable.