[Albion] Jake Humphrey - what a tool

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

I quite like the idea of actually talking to your partner to try and understand each other better.

But I'm not sure a relationship workshop on an away day at a tapas restaurant in Norwich is the right approach however.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

He could have added the good old appraisal question

Where do you see yourself in five years time?

I doubt he’d like her answer.

 

[Cordwainer]

Partridge x Brent = JH.

His poor wife..whoever she is.

 

[Flounce]

Just in case any of you missed this comment on Norwich’s last promotion to the PL from JH


Having watched Brighton today, and I know I’m not impartial, but you really should be pleased about the prospect of an expansive, exciting, ambitious Norwich team...full of home-grown talents...joining the
@premierleague
.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I presume a highly weird work-themed performance review of a marriage includes reflecting on every aspect of performance? Including you know what.

 

[Happy Exile]

I worked with a guy like this in the early 2000s, and while it's easy to knock the way it's described here he and his wife seemed very happy, seemed to be meeting all their life-goals and on track for achieving the things that were important to them. I'd say if it helps have a happy and fulfilling marriage and life then go for it (just maybe don't post about it on social media like it's a 'life hack' of some sort).

 

[maidstoneseagull]

Hope they set each other SMART objectives

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

I haven't started many threads in the 25 years of being on here, but always pleased when this one gets bounced and some more of his fuck1ing ridiculous behaviour and comments are highlighted. WHAT A TOOL

 

[ROSM]

Why he didn't do a 360 and ask his kids what they thought too?

 

[ozzygull]

I worked with a guy like this in the early 2000s, and while it's easy to knock the way it's described here he and his wife seemed very happy, seemed to be meeting all their life-goals and on track for achieving the things that were important to them. I'd say if it helps have a happy and fulfilling marriage and life then go for it (just maybe don't post about it on social media like it's a 'life hack' of some sort).

Agree if it works for them then good. However if my husband started talking to me like that I would run a mile, creepy as. You can't control life, to much shit gets in the way. Just be kind and support each other.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

I BET they've got a family Notion board.

 

[clapham_gull]

" Sonia, the kids are at a sleepover. Norwich is our oyster. We can go for a lovely lamb lunch, or maybe enjoy mince and onions, watch the Spy Who Loved Me and then make sweet love on the banquette."

I know a CRACKING owl sanctuary

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Why he didn't do a 360 and ask his kids what they thought too?

No doubt his kids will have already heard about it from their 'mates' at school.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Stop stalking him!
It will make you go blind!

 

[Dick Swiveller]

What are we in the habit of doing that no longer serves you? If she didn't say sex, I will be disappointed. See also "Where did you feel let down be me?"

Also, rather than "What are the things that light you up?", go with "Who are the men ...."

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Actual footage of Jake and family

 

[nickbrighton]

Basically what he is saying is-me and the Mrs palmed the kids off with friends, so we had a free night, went for a nice bit of scran, few bevies, had a quick chat about the kids and family stuff. Had laugh about what we f***ed up last year and promised ourselves we wouldnt f*** up so much with the kids this year, thought about where we may take them for hols in summer if they werent to much hassle. Just like im sure lots of parents do.

He then seems to have written it up like an office junior trying to justify why he should keep his job after being caught having an extra long liquid lunch with a colleague on a Friday afternoon

 

[The Fits]

Basically what he is saying is-me and the Mrs palmed the kids off with friends, so we had a free night, went for a nice bit of scran, few bevies, had a quick chat about the kids and family stuff. Had laugh about what we f***ed up last year and promised ourselves we wouldnt f*** up so much with the kids this year, thought about where we may take them for hols in summer if they werent to much hassle. Just like im sure lots of parents do.

He then seems to have written it up like an office junior trying to justify why he should keep his job after being caught having an extra long liquid lunch with a colleague on a Friday afternoon

Agreed.
Nothing remotely abnormal about having a chat with your partner over a meal.
It’s the way he’s written it AND the need to post it on social media that’s so odd. He is odd. And so dry.
He’s not stupid but he comes across as very, very simple.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Agreed.
Nothing remotely abnormal about having a chat with your partner over a meal.

He didn't "have a chat" with her.

He reached out to her.

 

[Madafwo]

He didn't "have a chat" with her.

He reached out to her.

Something tells me he didn't touch base though.