Jake Caskey-Forster?

[Dick Swiveller]

FFS Sky - not once but twice. When the caption is correct. Mickey Mouse journalism from SSN that I thought knew better. Topped off by Merson is full patronising mode.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Do you want your username edited?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Do you want your username edited?

What - to The Gatsbt Great in honour of SSN.

Would probably stop people pointing it out all the time so yes please. I only signed up quickly to send a PM to someone and mistyped. Thought nothing of it but then used it a few times so now I'm stuck with it. Just happened to be what I was reading at the time rather than an affinity with the character. With my old username, it looks like I have a superiority complex with The Great all the time.

 

[dazzer6666]

Merson - 'I can't for the life of me see how Brighton can win this'.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Merson - 'I can't for the life of me see how Brighton can win this'.

Don't forget it is our fault they will win for having such nice dressing rooms.

 

[Questions]

What - to The Gatsbt Great in honour of SSN.

Would probably stop people pointing it out all the time so yes please. Just happened to be what I was reading at the time rather than an affinity with the character.

Good job you weren't reading 'Dwarfs in Lederhosen' then

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Good job you weren't reading 'Dwarfs in Lederhosen' then

Read The Old Curiosity Shop soon after. Wish I'd waited as I would have been Dick Swiveller .

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Read The Old Curiosity Shop soon after. Wish I'd waited as I would have been Dick Swiveller .

Great name, get a mod to change it.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Great name, get a mod to change it.

If any of you wish to be Dick Swiveller, you only have to ask.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

If any of you wish to be Dick Swiveller, you only have to ask.

You'd be willing to lend a hand for my dick swivelling needs?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You'd be willing to lend a hand for my dick swivelling needs?

Two, if need be. I'm no one-finger typist*









*not a euphemism

 

[Dick Swiveller]

If any of you wish to be Dick Swiveller, you only have to ask.

Go on then please. My favourite Dickens book and my favourite character name. And if anyone asks my NSC name, I can tell them with a straight face!

 

[Vegas Seagull]

FFS Sky - not once but twice. When the caption is correct. Mickey Mouse journalism from SSN that I thought knew better. Topped off by Merson is full patronising mode.

It's a better option to understanding who his real father is, not giving his mums new man unjust priority like now.
'Jake Caskey' would be my version

 

[chucky1973]

As long as he is not in starting 11 they can call him what they like

 

[clungemeister]

If any of you wish to be Dick Swiveller, you only have to ask.

go on then

 

[perseus]

At least they got it right on the birth certificate. cf: Colin-Kazim Richards