jacko jokes

[Safe.]

MacDonalds are releasing a commerative burger -

50 year old meat between 2 fresh young buns

 

[Danny-Boy]

What’s the difference between Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?

One went with Majors the other went with Minors.

 

[minnieme]

Apparently MJ died when he tripped over a child's pram.

Police say it is still too early to blame in on the buggy

 

[Danny-Boy]

I wonder what odds you would have got for Elizabeth Taylor attending MJ's funeral...

I often thought he was having a makeover to be able to be her looky-likey.

 

[BeardyChops]

I wonder what odds you would have got for Elizabeth Taylor attending MJ's funeral...

I often thought he was having a makeover to be able to be her looky-likey.

Brings the funeral scene from Brazil to mind...

 

[Garage_Doors]

Racing Jockeys will today wear black armbands for jacko out of respect as he successfully road more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.

 

[Danny-Boy]

They just announced that Suzi Quatro's going to sing an elegy at his funeral..

"48 Crash..."

 

[Nibble]

LA Police have now been round to Neverland.
It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom

I like that one!

 

[Garage_Doors]

News has reported that Gary Glitter has reportedly put in a substantial bid for Michael's computer.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

What have Michael Jackson and Newcastle Utd got on common?

It doesn't matter if you're black or white, they both went down in 2009.

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

Todays tip: When confronted by distraught Michael Jackson fans today and If they say Why? Why? Tell 'em thats its human nature, Why? Why? Does he do me that way................

HCQ

 

[getreal1]

The sick jokes are just so f***ing predictable and old hat and more imoprtantly NONE of them are f***ing remotely funny.

That's going too far - some are not very funny but some are hilarious. Lighten up.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Apparently MJ died when he tripped over a child's pram.

Police say it is still too early to blame in on the buggy

 

[maxnug]

No chance of finding Maddie now...

 

[User removed 4]

No chance of finding Maddie now...

 

[Yoda]

Michael Jackson's ashes are to be scattered in a sand pit so the kids can still play with him.

But he's not going to be cremated due to environmental concerns.

They're to take him the the plastic recycling facility instead.

 

[Insel affe]

No chance of finding Maddie now...

way off sunshine, That aint good..... Coming from a disliked fecker like me....Be told.

 

[bytheseaside]

micheal jackson wanted to be in big brother only cause he wanted to get into his little brother.

 

[rusty redeyes]

Peter Andre has offered to adopt Bubbles, so Harvey has a twin

 

[Simster]

Peter Andre has offered to adopt Bubbles, so Harvey has a twin

I'll admit it. I chuckled there. But that is so wrong.