[Misc] I’ve written a BOOK

[El Presidente]

Along with Palace fan and comedian Kevin Day. It’s about how two idiots take a club from the Sussex Sunday League to the Premier League.

Clearly lacking in objectivity but it’s funny, deals with the challenges at every level and tries to explain why so many wrong ‘uns* end up owning clubs.

As an NSC bonus you can get 30% off the published price by going to Bloomsbury‘s website and putting in NORTHSTANDCHAT30 as the discount code**. Book is published October 12th so you can read it yourself and provided you don’t get kebab stains on it can give it as a Christmas present to someone you don’t like that much to buy them a decent present.

Bloomsbury Website

*Tony Bloom not included obvs
**Bozza has approved this

 

[Triggaaar]

Nice, good luck with the sales

 

[Anger]

Sounds like it’s not at all dull.

You’ve piqued my interest.

 

[RandyWanger]

Preordered. Good luck with the sale.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Good luck. Looks interesting.
Did Mr Lineker actually read it?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Oh yes. If I bring my copy to Amsterdam will you SINGE it?

 

[Triggaaar]

Sounds like it’s not at all dull.

I think Kevin just asked El Pres for the numbers, and didn't let him near the writing. In fact, they probably had to assure the producers of that before they'd read it.

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

Good luck. Looks interesting.
Did Mr Lineker actually read it?

Was about to ponder the exact same thing

 

[El Presidente]

Good luck. Looks interesting.
Did Mr Lineker actually read it?

We sent him a copy. Kevin used to do all of his scripts when he first started on TV

 

[AmexRuislip]

Again ordered and looking forward to reading it.
Best of luck.

 

[KZNSeagull]

We sent him a copy. Kevin used to do all of his scripts when he first started on TV

Does he write his terrible MOTD puns?

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Sounds good. I am sold - one ordered for the eldest's Christmas present (may get a sneaky read in first)

 

[spongy]

I am very much a fan and have been a regular listener since the start of the POF podcast.

And because of that I've actually just bought my first ever book. At the age of 44.

I've read plenty, just never bought my own one before.

Looking forward to it.

 

[Bedsex]

2 copies pre-ordered. One for me and one as a Christmas present for my brother-in-law (who I don’t like very much!)

Thanks for the discount code

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Feels really strange as you are co-author but...

Fixtures!
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/threads/dullard-tries-comedy-writing.403038/

 

[jackanada]

As @El Presidente is flogging books may I remind him to go and do lots of book signings? It doesn't matter if no one turns up just quietly scrawl in as many copies as possible and they can never be returned and count as sales.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Ordered

 

[Whitechapel]

My dad is a Chelsea fan/STH. This is the perfect level of passive aggressiveness without ruining* Christmas. Perfect.

*I’ll leave that to me not getting home until 2am and still being massively hungover when I finally drag myself round to see him. Win-Win

 

[AmexRuislip]

Along with Palace fan and comedian Kevin Day. It’s about how two idiots take a club from the Sussex Sunday League to the Premier League.

Clearly lacking in objectivity but it’s funny, deals with the challenges at every level and tries to explain why so many wrong ‘uns* end up owning clubs.

As an NSC bonus you can get 30% off the published price by going to Bloomsbury‘s website and putting in NORTHSTANDCHAT30 as the discount code**. Book is published October 12th so you can read it yourself and provided you don’t get kebab stains on it can give it as a Christmas present to someone you don’t like that much to buy them a decent present.

Bloomsbury Website

*Tony Bloom not included obvs
**Bozza has approved this

Not being rude, but as @Guinness Boy has had dodgy Royal Mail emails.
I got an email from Macmillan Distribution, I hope its for yr book

 

[LamieRobertson]

Will it be on Amazon for a kindle?