I've Shagged a US porn-star

[dwayne]

why would u wanna shag some filth infested, wide gapped porn star??

 

[berkshire seagull]

How do you no you haven't mmmmm!
Then and again im not dwayne

 

[dwayne]

How do you no you haven't mmmmm!
Then and again im not dwayne

read it back to yourself it doesn't make sense!!

 

[berkshire seagull]

read it back to yourself it doesn't make sense!!

It does!
First of all how do you no you haven't means you may have but didn't no she was a porn bitch.

Then the im not dwayne thing means that your not likely to as you are a short ginger man with a small willy.

 

[dwayne]

I've only shagged one American and if she was a porn star then she would probably be for fat, ugly fetishes.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Rrrrrrrrrr so the truth is out that you pull mingers

O well someone has to shag em a dwayne?

 

[dwayne]

holes a goal...but saying that my last 2 birds were beauties. When you've got the muscles and the suave pad you can't fail baby.

 

[Weezle]

But how's that relevant to you Dwayne?

Your ego will be glad to know that we were chatting about you last night. Just like you willy for the ladies, you were a source of great amusement!

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Yeah, but they've obviously got shit4brains, as anyone impressed by the "Dwayne patter" are impressionable, thick women and you're welcome to that type of girl (who are impressed by muscles and "money")................f*** me, you'll welcome to one another Wayne

 

[London Calling]

Weez did you get the photo and/or site?

LC1

 

[berkshire seagull]

holes a goal...but saying that my last 2 birds were beauties. When you've got the muscles and the suave pad you can't fail baby.

Well if you think birds go for muscles then thats your opion,but don't these gym freaks love themselves to much.

 

[London Calling]

Well if you think birds go for muscles then thats your opion,but don't these gym freaks love themselves to much.

DWAYNE IS THAT THE CASE WITH YOU?

LC1