[Humour] I’ve Lost Me Balls!

[el punal]

My magnificent balls have been removed from our Christmas tree by Mrs.Punal. They’re too tacky she explained. They’re wonderful, I countered. No relenting with her - the dynamic duo of blue, sparkly joy have gorn. Christmas is cancelled.

 

[Pavilionaire]

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My magnificent balls have been removed from our Christmas tree by Mrs.Punal. They’re too tacky she explained. They’re wonderful, I countered. No relenting with her - the dynamic duo of blue, sparkly joy have gorn. Christmas is cancelled.

And the teddy bear ISN'T tacky?!

 

[Berty23]

I still have Gordon Greer as my angel from when they handed out some of those little card characters. He sits there proudly with Santa’s arm popping out slightly suggestively

 

[el punal]

And the teddy bear ISN'T tacky?!

The female of the species is more deadly than the male. Better leave it at that.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Get another tree to stick your balls in ......that isn't a euphemism....I mean his and hers trees

 

[BNthree]

Pretty much all Christmas decorations are tacky and tasteful ones are boring.

 

[Eeyore]

Please discretely put them back each time. We could have an NSC Gold thread running till Christmas.

 

[TomandJerry]

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My magnificent balls have been removed from our Christmas tree by Mrs.Punal. They’re too tacky she explained. They’re wonderful, I countered. No relenting with her - the dynamic duo of blue, sparkly joy have gorn. Christmas is cancelled.

Is that a before and after photo? Those balls must be tiny...

 

[el punal]

Is that a before and after photo? Those balls must be tiny...

It was a very cold day.

 

[Falmer Flutter ©]

Christ, she'd have a fit if she saw our tree. Like an explosion of tat from everywhere. I even brought back a fetching bauble from Athens.

 

[HeaviestTed]

Any reason you haven’t put mrs punal in the bin? Baulbles in MP OUT

 

[el punal]

Any reason you haven’t put mrs punal in the bin? Baulbles in MP OUT

The bin men refused to take her, and I certainly didn’t want her recycled.

Oops! Incoming!

 

[jcdenton08]

Please discretely put them back each time. We could have an NSC Gold thread running till Christmas.

This.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

And the teddy bear ISN'T tacky?!

And as for the clear plastic star. f*** me, Mrs T would set fire to that lot, had I the temerity (etc.).

 

[Badger]

They're the only interesting decorations on the tree. Everything else just looks dull.

I'd go as far as removing ALL the other decorations and just sticking your BALLS back up.

 

[Bodian]

Wife Deals with Christmas Blue Balls.

Sounds like a video to me....

 

[AmexRuislip]

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My magnificent balls have been removed from our Christmas tree by Mrs.Punal. They’re too tacky she explained. They’re wonderful, I countered. No relenting with her - the dynamic duo of blue, sparkly joy have gorn. Christmas is cancelled.

Could always experiment hanging this decoration

 

[el punal]

And as for the clear plastic star. f*** me, Mrs T would set fire to that lot, had I the temerity (etc.).

No tacky, placky there old bean! That there be glass unlike my balls.

 

[el punal]

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Could always experiment hanging this decoration

Is that a Prince Albert that I see?