I've just won £1,850,000....incredible

[scooter1]

All I have to do is deposit a small amount of money into some complete strangers bank account for them to un-lock my, ahem "winnings"

Hurrah for me!!!

I'll be in Wetherspoons(George Street) tonight sharing my good fortune

 

[pasty]

That stranger wouldn't be Nigerian by any chance ?

 

[TSB]

That stranger wouldn't be Nigerian by any chance ?

I'll give ya 2-1 on Nigerian, 3-1 on Dutch and 5,000,000-1 on real.

 

[scooter1]

Bizarrely there is actually a UK address, and what appears to be a UK mobile number - no sign of a Nigerian as yet.

 

[Jello]

I had 2 identical letters from Malaga yesterday congratulating me on my 650k euro winnings in the lottery. Fantastic

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

some Dutch geezer actually parted with £900k trying to get hold of some nigerians £10 million

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

All I have to do is deposit a small amount of money into some complete strangers bank account for them to un-lock my, ahem "winnings"

Hurrah for me!!!

I'll be in Wetherspoons(George Street) tonight sharing my good fortune

I have had about 10 of these e-mails from Africa, i hope i get my money soon!

 

[pasty]

There was one on local news a few days ago where a vicar had lost all his church fund raising money, and life savings falling for one of these scams.

As much as I find the people behind the scma dispicable, I can't help this overwhelming feeling of thinking the victim must be a bit of a fuckwit to fall for it.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

There was one on local news a few days ago where a vicar had lost all his church fund raising money, and life savings falling for one of these scams.

As much as I find the people behind the scma dispicable, I can't help this overwhelming feeling of thinking the victim must be a bit of a fuckwit to fall for it.

 

[Buzzer]

www.419eater.co.uk

No doubt your helpful chap is listed on there.

 

[wehatepalace]

Got one yesterday

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
FROM THE DESK OF DAVID ZONGO
THE HEAD OF FILE DEPARTMENT, AFRICAN
DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA.



("REMITTANCE OF $5 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE")

COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON,

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION.THIS IS BY VIRTUE
OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET.

HOWEVER AFTER SERIES OF PETITION WAS RECIEVED BY THIS PRESENT REGIME FROM
FOREIGN CONTRACTORS AND INABILITY OF THE AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK(ADB)TO
FULFILL THEIR OBLIGATION FOR THE PAYMENT TO ITS FOREIGN CREDITORS, IN
CONJUNCTION WITH THE COUNCIL OF MINISTERS, THEY MANDATED US TO CARRY OUT A
CAREFUL AND COMPREHENSIVE REVIEW OF ALL OVERDUE PAYMENTS TO FOREIGN
CONTRACTORS AND TO EFFECT THE PAYMENTS IMMEDIATELY.

DURING THE ABOVE MENTIONED PROCESS, WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US$5 M
(FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS) IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN
CUSTOMER WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN A PLANE CRASH THAT
HAPPENED IN (MONDAY 31ST JULY 2000).SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS
DEATH,

WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY
BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOME BODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN
OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND LAWS
BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION
DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE
CLAIM.

IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I AND OTHER OFFICIALS IN MY
DEPARTMENT NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE
MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND
SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON'T WANT THIS
MONEY TO GO BACK TO BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.

I AGREE THAT 40% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS A FOREIGN PARTNER, IN
RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT,AND 50% WOULD BE FOR ME, WHILE
10% WILL BE FOR EXPENSES THAT WILL INCURE DURING THE TRANSACTION. THERE
AFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE
INDICATED.THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS
ARRANGED,

YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED
INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE
AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE THE
MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.

UPON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE
APPLICATION TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK. I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR
NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH-FREE RISK AND THIS TRANSACTION WILL
ONLY TAKE US 14 BANKING DAYS BECAUSE AS A BANKER, I KNOW WHAT TO DO AND MOVE
THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY DELAY AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT
ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENT HAS BEEN MADE FOR THE
TRANSFER.

YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME ON MY NUMBER 00226-7650 9277 AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE
THIS LETTER SO THAT I WILL SEND YOU THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION TO APPLY TO
THE BANK AND THE DATA INFORMATION OF THE DECEASED .

YOUR'S FAITHFULLY,

DAVID ZONGO.
FROM (ADB) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Shall I bait him ?

 

[Buzzer]

There was one on local news a few days ago where a vicar had lost all his church fund raising money, and life savings falling for one of these scams.

As much as I find the people behind the scma dispicable, I can't help this overwhelming feeling of thinking the victim must be a bit of a fuckwit to fall for it.

agree. Who the heck uses email and DOESN'T know about these scams?

A bit like claiming that you never knew that drinking tons of booze would harm your liver.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

A bit like claiming that you never knew that drinking tons of booze would harm your liver.

Does it?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Anyone who falls for it DESERVES to be left POOR.

Unless they are pensioners...

 

[Spunk Bubble]

You'll be a Millionaire for 1 day at least

 

[surrey jim]

some Dutch geezer actually parted with £900k trying to get hold of some nigerians £10 million

theres one born every minuite

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

I am winning 3 or 4 free lotterys every day at the moment. Each one goes in my spam folder, but they keep coming through.

 

[Icy Gull]

Won over a million on the Spanish Lotto, didn't bother to claim as it seemed a bit unfair on those who'd actually bought a ticket

 

[Stevie Boy]

i get 3 or 4 a day about winning lotterys, plus i get them saying i have lost someone with my surname and that he wants to use me as a third party, the worrying thing is people actually believe them

 

[BensGrandad]

We have the same with Readers Digest has anybody on here ever won an amount of money from them. It is great fun I use 2nd class stamps to reply to them and am now in the very final awaiting the decision of the judge to see if I have won £250k. I must just buy another issue of Winnie the Pooh at £39.00.