I've just shat in my hand

[Safeway]

First person to put their hand up can have it for 40 notes.

 

[CHAPPERS]

 

[Artois]

 

[Gwylan]

Put their hand up where?

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Safeway you f***ing cheeky CHISLA.

I text you that when I was drunk last night.

I claim ownership of this particular PEARL of a piss take.


"Lennon, Im skint, I cant afford 40 quid for a football signed by Tonny f***ing Gubba. Al tricked me, the fat bastard, give me half"

Direct quote.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I didn't call Al a 'fat bastard'.

He is one, but I didn't call him one.

 

[Gary Nelson]

'I thought I was starting the bidding'

 

[jonnyboylennon]

DIRECT QUOTE i said Max you BINFEST.


Alright, maybe I added the fat bastard bit. He is though.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Fair play.

 

[WATFORD O]

Does it look remarkably like dwayne? If so it is probably him. Best flush it away eh......

 

[Easy 10]

I'd lay money that if someone said to me "Someone has just posted a thread entitled 'I've just shat in my hand' ", I would instantly guess that it was Safeway.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Yeah, but he NICKED it from me, the dirty little theiving SHITBAG.

 

[CHAPPERS]

It's true, I called lennon a BINNER (coz he is one) and he texted me that back.

I was beaten and I knew it.

 

[chemical brother]

Ooh you're such lads

do the antlers impression I'm bored and stuck in here for another 20

xx

 

[CHAPPERS]

Shut up BEN

 

[Safeway]

SIMON has best not post up my reply.

 

[Biscuit]

First person to put their hand up can have it for 40 notes.