[Misc] I’ve just seen a Turdus

[Goldstone1976]

iliacus, I believe.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I've just seen a Philomela on BBC4.

Annie, I believe.....

 

[WATFORD zero]

I prefer a couple of Paridae on my fat balls

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

iliacus, I believe.

Incoming restaurant review?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I've seen a little silhouetto of a man.

 

[schmunk]

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Didn't The Master fly The Turdus?

 

[Fungus]

Not seen one, but I believe I heard one last week in the woods. (No reason to doubt my new app!)

 

[Mackenzie]

Dr Poo and the Turdus?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

There's me thinking you've actually seen the almost mythical bird of yesteryear....but it's a redwing, how disappointing

 

[The Hermit Kingdom]

Cocktor Who is in the Hardis, Exsperminate! EXSPERMINATE! EXSPERMINATE!

 

[Questions]

A Columbidae ate some of my sandwich

 

[Superphil]

We have regular visits from a couple of species, lovely.

 

[Seagull's Return]

I prefer a couple of Paridae on my fat balls

Parus major, I presume?

 

[MJsGhost]

I've got thrush, if that helps?

 

[Jack Straw]

My friend currently gets Aegithalos caudatus on her fat balls a lot lately.

 

[Midget]

Cocktor Who is in the Hardis, Exsperminate! EXSPERMINATE! EXSPERMINATE!

Edit: I thought this was really silly and funny at the time. Just looked back at it. I'm glad times have moved on.

 

[El Presidente]

As a regular reader of (and contributor to) the Viz Profanisaurus I can confirm that Turdus is a poo of such large dimensions that it is impossible to believe it could have been produced by the person who delivered it as it defies the laws of physics.

eg “Kylie is a dirty cow, she’s just dropped a turdus in the tour bus khazi and I had to use a couple of steak knives and four flushes to get it down the pan”.