Ive just caught a fellow NSC'er wanking

[poidy]

Im scarred for life

You know who you are....JAKEMANTHORPE

Please lock your door in future Jake so we can avoid any such incidents in future

 

[wellquickwoody]

 

[Stoo82]

 

[surrey jim]

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Your son Poidy?

 

[Simster]

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

I typed in "surprised teen" for a quick visual joke. Only problem is the first 4 results in google Images are

• 3 girls in bikinis
• a large penis
• a girl receiving a sizeable amout of Semen on her face
• and this guy

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

Mug

 

[Gwylan]

"Do Some People Have an Instinct For Spotting Masturbators?

There are people who claim they can identify a masturbator with one glance. It’s not magic, but solid human observation. Up to a half an hour after the act, the perpetrator’s face has several telltale signs. Facial muscles are far more relaxed than they normally are, minimizing the depth of creases and fine lines. On the other hand, the flesh of the cheeks and forehead is puffy and pink, flush with heightened circulation. There is evidence of fatigue everywhere, from a low hanging jaw to glassy eyes. This is compounded by a general guilt or nervousness as seen in the eyes and posture. It is the apparent contradiction of these characteristics– physically relaxed but psychologically bubbling with a shameful secret– that is the greatest indicator that someone has just masturbated."

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

When is Jake taking his refereeing badge ?

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

"Do Some People Have an Instinct For Spotting Masturbators?

There are people who claim they can identify a masturbator with one glance. It’s not magic, but solid human observation. Up to a half an hour after the act, the perpetrator’s face has several telltale signs. Facial muscles are far more relaxed than they normally are, minimizing the depth of creases and fine lines. On the other hand, the flesh of the cheeks and forehead is puffy and pink, flush with heightened circulation. There is evidence of fatigue everywhere, from a low hanging jaw to glassy eyes. This is compounded by a general guilt or nervousness as seen in the eyes and posture. It is the apparent contradiction of these characteristics– physically relaxed but psychologically bubbling with a shameful secret– that is the greatest indicator that someone has just masturbated."

What, what do you mean, I haven't, didn't, couldn't have, maybe, why, why me?

 

[Taybha]

isnt starting a thread about another wanker a bannable offence ?

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

isnt starting a thread about another wanker a bannable offence ?

I hope so

 

[poidy]

Wanking in front of my very eyes should be deemed a banable offence. Stop shit stiring tabyha.it doesn't become you

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I've been seen wanking by another NSCer before

 

[Simster]

I've been seen wanking by another NSCer before

I don't think Downloaded Pengoon comes on here any more, so he doesn't count.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I don't think Downloaded Pengoon comes on here any more, so he doesn't count.

But he told me I was special

 

[Taybha]

I've been seen wanking by another NSCer before

 

[brighton_girl87]

I've been seen wanking by another NSCer before

 

[8ace]

I trust the offer of a reach-around was made