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I've just blown up my kitchen...!



Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Put some eggs on to boil, then got chatting to my neighbour outside.
After a while I noticed smoke coming from my back door. Went inside to see pan had boiled dry and kitchen full of smoke. As I took the pan off the heat, the last egg EXPLODED, showering my kitchen in bits of burnt egg and egg shell. Made a f***ing BIG bang too -- quite impressive!

Now have to spend the rest of the night getting egg off the ceiling , walls, windows, door, floor and places I haven'y even looked yet...

:blush: :jester:
 








Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003
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Bry Nylon said:
Put some eggs on to boil, then got chatting to my neighbour outside.
After a while I noticed smoke coming from my back door. Went inside to see pan had boiled dry and kitchen full of smoke. As I took the pan off the heat, the last egg EXPLODED, showering my kitchen in bits of burnt egg and egg shell. Made a f***ing BIG bang too -- quite impressive!

Now have to spend the rest of the night getting egg off the ceiling , walls, windows, door, floor and places I haven'y even looked yet...

:blush: :jester:

Reckon your work mates should declare a 200 metre exclusion zone round your kitchen that lasts till at least Saturday morning, just in case there's any more eggs in the vicinity :clap2:

:goal:
 


Jul 5, 2003
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I love the way that everyone goes straight on NSC after a crisis:lolol:
 




Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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If I could post a pic via my mobile phone on here I would!! Its CARNAGE!! And the bang when the last egg went up is still ringing in my ears!!

Still plumes of smoke wafting out of the back door....:dunce:
 










Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
Bry Nylon said:
If I could post a pic via my mobile phone on here I would!! Its CARNAGE!! And the bang when the last egg went up is still ringing in my ears!!

Still plumes of smoke wafting out of the back door....:dunce:

Send it to me!!!!
 


Yorkie

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Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Bry Nylon said:
If I could post a pic via my mobile phone on here I would!! Its CARNAGE!! And the bang when the last egg went up is still ringing in my ears!!

Still plumes of smoke wafting out of the back door....:dunce:

Has someone rung the fire brigade? ;)
 




The Wookiee

Back From The Dead
Nov 10, 2003
15,384
Worthing
could of been worse, you could of been making Banofee pie and had a tin of condensed milk in a pan of boiling water and the water boiled dry and the can would of blown a hole in your cooker hood and the ceiling and worse still if you were in the kitchen at the point of explosion you would of been splattered with a boiling hot tar like substance which incidently would now be all over your kitchen now cooling and sticking like glue to everything it splattered which effectivly means you would now need a whole new kitchen and major surgery in the burns unit!















Lucky you only fancied a boiled egg !!!!
 
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Bry Nylon

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The Wookiee said:
Lucky you only fancied a boiled egg !!!!

I still have potatos baking in the oven...
ANYTHING could happen....:ohmy:
 


Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Re: Re: I've just blown up my kitchen...!

Tom Hark said:
Reckon your work mates should declare a 200 metre exclusion zone round your kitchen that lasts till at least Saturday morning, just in case there's any more eggs in the vicinity :clap2:

:angry:
 


Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
Bry Nylon said:
I still have potatos baking in the oven...
ANYTHING could happen....:ohmy:

You remember when my housemate set fire to the one in the microwave dont you?!

There are still the burn marks!!!
 






Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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ben andrews' girlfriend said:
Haha!!!!! Brilliant!!! :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

You've made my day!!!

Glad about that!! :angry:

Meanwhile, the big clean-up operation continues....:dunce:

:shootself :down:
 




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