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I've been told by my docs that I've got to give up drinking



eastlondonseagull

Well-known member
Jan 15, 2004
13,385
West Yorkshire
:down:

It's two years since I gave up fags and I've not had a cigarette since.

Went for a diabetic eye check-up this morning, and they've now told me to quit the drinking or lose my sight.

Is there anything I can get addicted to that's healthy? ???

Help!
 




Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Sorry to hear that ELS.

I am addicted to Satsumas. I eat around 10-12 a day, sometimes more. Very good for you and highly addictive.



*Warning - This is an expensive habit.
 
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magoo

New member
Jul 8, 2003
6,682
United Kingdom
BarrelofFun said:
Sorry to hear that ELS.

I am addicted to Satsumas. I eat around 10-12 a day, sometimes more. Very good for you and highly addictive.



*Warning - This is an expensive habit.

there is no way 10 to 12 satsumas a day can be good for you!!

and how much do you need to drink to risk going f***ing blind??
 




eastlondonseagull

Well-known member
Jan 15, 2004
13,385
West Yorkshire
magoo said:
there is no way 10 to 12 satsumas a day can be good for you!!

and how much do you need to drink to risk going f***ing blind??

Apparently I've got blood vessels haemorraging (only mildly atm, thankfully) in my retina and drink / fags make it worse. If I cut out the crap then the haemorrages stop and eye-sight won't deteriorate as fast.

Bit of a bugger, though, cos I love a good drink :(
 


eastlondonseagull said:
:down:

It's two years since I gave up fags and I've not had a cigarette since.

Went for a diabetic eye check-up this morning, and they've now told me to quit the drinking or lose my sight.
Isn't what the liars have been telling us for years about wanking?

Did we believe them then? No!

Now if you'll excuse me, one of my contact lenses is playing up.

PS. rough news fella :(
 










MikeySmall

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
1,073
BRIGHTON
eastlondonseagull said:
:down:

It's two years since I gave up fags and I've not had a cigarette since.

Went for a diabetic eye check-up this morning, and they've now told me to quit the drinking or lose my sight.

Is there anything I can get addicted to that's healthy? ???

Help!

As a diabetic myself your choices are slightly limited. Nuts?

I need to give up smoking. That's the shitter.
 








chez

Johnny Byrne-The Greatest
Jul 5, 2003
10,042
Wherever The Mood Takes Me
eastlondonseagull said:
:down:

It's two years since I gave up fags and I've not had a cigarette since.

Went for a diabetic eye check-up this morning, and they've now told me to quit the drinking or lose my sight.

Is there anything I can get addicted to that's healthy? ???

Help!

Not good mate, sorry to hear that. Is moving on to non alcoholic stuff feesable (sp?) i.e. kaliber or Sutter Home Fre? They also do a non alcoholic Becks now.
 
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Jul 24, 2003
2,289
Newbury, Berkshire.
eastlondonseagull said:
:down:

It's two years since I gave up fags and I've not had a cigarette since.

Went for a diabetic eye check-up this morning, and they've now told me to quit the drinking or lose my sight.

Is there anything I can get addicted to that's healthy? ???

Help!

Insulin ?
 


Cian

Well-known member
Jul 16, 2003
14,262
Dublin, Ireland
BarrelofFun said:
As I write this from my hosital bed, I promise you that they are good for you. ;)


Actually, can you have too much vitamin c? Not hijacking the thread ELS....

Yes. It gives you the shits when you exceed a certain amount - which is lower the healthier you are. It also has an LD50 but that requires something like 10% of your body mass to be vitamin C....
 


Billy the Fish

Technocrat
Oct 18, 2005
17,594
Haywards Heath
ChapmansThe Saviour said:
Start doing cocaine whilst out drinking, it thins your blood.
Probably.
It does the opposite actually. When you drink and do coke at the same time it forms a different substance which ends up as cholesterol and blocks your arteries. This is why you should stop and go to a doctor if you get shooting pains in your left arm (where the blood is pumped out of the heart first) as it means the blood supply is getting cut off. But as ELS can't drink, cocaine is perfect for his needs :thumbsup:
 


Jul 24, 2003
2,289
Newbury, Berkshire.
Well I drink half a litre of orange juice ( freshly squeezed, not the stuff from concentrate ) a day, & I haven't had a cold all winter.

Nor has my skin turned orange !

Vitamin C is good for the immune system.

And you don't get scurvy !
 




CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,090
Billy the Fish said:
It does the opposite actually. When you drink and do coke at the same time it forms a different substance which ends up as cholesterol and blocks your arteries. This is why you should stop and go to a doctor if you get shooting pains in your left arm (where the blood is pumped out of the heart first) as it means the blood supply is getting cut off. But as ELS can't drink, cocaine is perfect for his needs :thumbsup:

Thanks for the knowledge.

:)
 




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