I've been chatting to a 14 year old girl on the internet (lots of Paedo jokes)

[franks brother]

Paedophiles are f***ing immature arseholes.

 

[Sir Sarcy]

In his hayday Gary Glitter was given a nickname whilst on the road which came from his sexual encounters.

They used to call him the missile... no wait sorry it was Torpedo (Tour Peado)

 

[Sir Sarcy]

According to police reports, there are apparently no less than three paedophiles living on my street.

That really is shocking... I wonder who the other two are?

 

[Sir Sarcy]

My girlfriend left me after a small misunderstanding.
She asked if I ever fancied having children.
I said, "Actually, there is one in particular I've had my eye on."

 

[Sir Sarcy]

This man pulls up in his Merc beside a little boy. He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, "alright, little fella - if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car?"

To which the kid replies, "gimme the bag and I'll come in your mouth!"