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[Football] Ivan toney going to be in trouble - BANNED for 8 months to 17th Jan 2024



Peteinblack

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Chavvy footballer with attitood and airhead glamour-model girlfriend or groupie :yawn:
 




Happy Exile

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It's all just a big misunderstanding and he's really just not enjoying his holiday reading.

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Raleigh Chopper

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Now that is how you force a move if a club is resisting selling you towards the end of the window.
If its a mistake then its simples, a quick call to Boris Johnson (who will deny any involvement) Priti Patel and Cressida Dick and ask them how to get out of it, they have all the answers.
Toney will stay at Brentford, get a nice pay rise and 50% of the fans will forgive him and vote for him as not only player of the year but the best player to ever play football in this country.
 


pornomagboy

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even after what he done I would love him at brighton he is a goal scorer

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DavidinSouthampton

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even after what he done I would love him at brighton he is a goal scorer

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Not as many as Neal Maupay this season.:albion2:

And our Neal isn’t as big a twerp.
 




Lenny Rider

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Do tell, whilst comparing and contrasting to Messrs Dunk, Duffy, Gross et al.

The aforementioned trio have boundaries with their body art, Toney is literally covered from the neck down, maybe I’m an old fogey but IMHO anyone with extensive neck art and across the hands, arms, legs, torso etc has serious self esteem issues.
 


A1X

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Best defence for him on the Brentford forum.

'Also, Ivan is a devout Christian and a married man with a young son. For that reason, I think this is a look alike.'

I love the idea someone from a rival club has hired an Ivan Toney lookalike to try and force a transfer. Imagine how much fun we could have had with the Leeds fans and a Ben White lookalike.
 


Easy 10

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The aforementioned trio have boundaries with their body art, Toney is literally covered from the neck down, maybe I’m an old fogey but IMHO anyone with extensive neck art and across the hands, arms, legs, torso etc has serious self esteem issues.

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INCOMING :lolol:
 




wellquickwoody

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The aforementioned trio have boundaries with their body art, Toney is literally covered from the neck down, maybe I’m an old fogey but IMHO anyone with extensive neck art and across the hands, arms, legs, torso etc has serious self esteem issues.

Not a fan of too much body art myself, but never heard a link to self esteem issues before?

I mainly don’t like a lot of the bodies, legs and other bits these days because the choice of image is just plain weird or just cxxp :shrug:
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
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Not a fan of too much body art myself, but never heard a link to self esteem issues before?

I mainly don’t like a lot of the bodies, legs and other bits these days because the choice of image is just plain weird or just cxxp :shrug:

I'm inclined to agree.

Always reminds me of my lump of Silly Putty that I used to roll over newspapers to pick up a vague image of the print on it.
 












dazzer6666

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Silly but wont judge without context. He's obviously in some warm country so he could really just mean "**** Brentford" in that sense. If I go to Bahamas right now I could say "**** Sweden ".

I’m going to the Bahamas in May. I’m going to do that now :D
 








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