Saladpack Seagull
Just Shut Up and Paddle
My lucky blue pants finally got the old heave-ho after Mrs Saladpack condemned them to the bin. Fair enough, the elastic was showing through the waistband in multiple places and they were older than The Amex, but I can't help feeling that their demise will be the reason we struggle to stay up this season. I fully expect GP to blame me for poor performances in post-match interviews and he would be right to do so.