It's the event of the olympics, and I'm gonna be there

[Gonzo]

Ooh Posh Spice is a slapper,
She really is a con,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Team Gabon

Oooh Posh Spice is a slapper,
She takes it in the rear,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of NORTH KOREA

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