It's started already.....

[Rambo]

An email today from some complete random at work 'your a Brighton fan, can you help me get a ticket for the Arsenal game, I won't be able to get one in the Arsenal end'

This person hardly ever speaks to me but now wants to be my best friend.

How should I reply to the email? - (remember its work so no expletives!)

 

[Driver8]

Ask him why he can't get one in the Arsenal end.

 

[scooter1]

An email today from some complete random at work 'your a Brighton fan, can you help me get a ticket for the Arsenal game, I won't be able to get one in the Arsenal end'

This person hardly ever speaks to me but now wants to be my best friend.

How should I reply to the email? - (remember its work so no expletives!)

Thankyou for your email, sorry who are you?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Ask him to get you a ticket to see a match at the Emirates in return and you'll think about it...

 

[Tory Boy]

Tell him you was hoping he might be able to get you a ticket.

TB

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

I've had 6 texts and messages on Facebook from Arsenal "fans" asking for tickets. Guess the ironic thing is that I have seen Arsenal more times than them.

 

[nwgull]

Tell him to buy a half season ticket.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Tell him to **** off.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Tell him to stick it up his arsenal

 

[Rambo]

Its a 'she'

 

[El Sid]

She can have mine for £25,000.

 

[Del Fenner]

Its a 'she'

Is she fit?

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Tell her she can stick it up here arsenal

 

[Brighthelmstone]

Is she fit?

Was going to be my next question!

 

[Elvis]

Tell her its you're not your!

 

[Easy 10]

"I am currently out of the office with no access to emails, but will be returning on Friday 23rd January. If your query is urgent then please contact someone else who might care, otherwise I will respond on my return".

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Let them know that you'll be talking to your contacts at the club about getting them a ticket, see if they fall for it.

 

[Eeyore]

I'm unwell, so not at the coalface. When I return there will be two guaranteed ticket requests from Gooners, and possibly a third.

 

[Gullys Cats]

An email today from some complete random at work 'your a Brighton fan, can you help me get a ticket for the Arsenal game, I won't be able to get one in the Arsenal end'

This person hardly ever speaks to me but now wants to be my best friend.

How should I reply to the email? - (remember its work so no expletives!)

Just ask him to politely **** off.

 

[Superphil]

I kid you not, it started for me less than 10 minutes after the draw, when a Chelsea supporting friend of mine texted asking me if I would be able to get a ticket for him and his son!