Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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PS, I don't think I'd buy a programme from you, it's probably Albion vs Shrewsbury 1984...
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Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
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not till i struck oilKeep digging mate!
British Bulldog
The great escape
- Feb 6, 2006
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Your definatly a bit touchy about being refered to as Aids are'nt you?
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
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- #44
Would rather you bought one "from" me rather than "for" me, however i'm sure i can find that one for you
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Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
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Apart from the known disease, what Aids are you referring to ?
pornomagboy
wake me up before you gogo who needs potter when
1066, he is a we bit special
The Large One
Who's Next?
To be fair, Easy 10 hasn't read you the NSC rules yet - they're quite harsh. Once he's done that, you'll appreciate what we're on about.
As for 'Aids', he's a kind of known disease in human(ish) form, ironically not likely to catch his namesake due to his ongoing virginity. And stupidity.
Welcome anyway.
As for 'Aids', he's a kind of known disease in human(ish) form, ironically not likely to catch his namesake due to his ongoing virginity. And stupidity.
Welcome anyway.
British Bulldog
The great escape
- Feb 6, 2006
- 10,974
Which programme seller are you anyways, I know a fair few of them?
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
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To be fair, Easy 10 hasn't read you the NSC rules yet - they're quite harsh. Once he's done that, you'll appreciate what we're on about.
As for 'Aids', he's a kind of known disease in human(ish) form, ironically not likely to catch his namesake due to his ongoing virginity. And stupidity.
Welcome anyway.
Thanks "large one" i look forward to hearing from Easy 10 re the NSC rules, i guess they will make for interesting reading.
i'm sure i will adapt to appreciating the NSC humour.
thanks for the welcome also.
I'm guessing that "Aids" is an existing member, that you hope wont contribute to the gene pool ?
as for virginity, oh how i wish i could return to those uncomplicated adolescent days
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
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Think i will wait to see if I'm not black balled first
Thanks "large one" i look forward to hearing from Easy 10 re the NSC rules, i guess they will make for interesting reading.
i'm sure i will adapt to appreciating the NSC humour.
thanks for the welcome also.
I'm guessing that "Aids" is an existing member, that you hope wont contribute to the gene pool ?
as for virginity, oh how i wish i could return to those uncomplicated adolescent days
You won't be thanking him very soon (TLO)In time you will find out he is an annoying idiot who you just can't help abusing.He is the local resident(gold awarded) TIT
Also known as beard
Best just to ignore him.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
As requested...
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Welcome to another newbie. Hi there Programme Seller. I see you are already embroiled in your very first boderline BINFEST, so you'll fit right in. Here's how it works.
Firstly, have you PM'd the board administrator (Bozza) to make your Direct Debit arrangements yet ? The first 24 hours are free, after which the tariff is 20p per post, and 75p to start a new thread or poll (50p during close season). Make sure you sort it asap, cos if your Direct Debit isn't in place within 10 working days of joining, Bozza will revoke your signon and block your ISP. I'm sure you have this all in hand.
A couple of house rules. There are some well respected posters on here who instantly command respect, and any insult towards them (direct or implied) will result in a fine and/or suspension from the board. These posters are:
Bozza (of course), Lord Bracknell, Tom Hark Preston Park, Barrel of Fun, Curious Orange, Beach Hut, Uncle Spielberg, Carwash and (of course) Digweeds Trousers. Beware though - some of these posters are scottish. Just for fun, see if you can spot who they are !
There are also some posters who require instant derision and abuse. You are obliged to pepper their threads with personal insults, recipes, methods of suicide, random facts about wasps, and lots of swearing in capitals. Currently these are primarily:
Deductions, 1066seagull, bhadeb and BigGully (when he's being an arse) plus a few Palace-supporting tools - of course that goes without saying.
If you havn't abused these posters in one way or another over the course of 72 hours, then you are legally obliged to start a thread specifically to belittle them. You'll soon catch on. The rest of us are honest, upstanding homo-sapiens, and I am sure you will enjoy conversing with us all.
Welcome to the wonderful world of NSC.
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Welcome to another newbie. Hi there Programme Seller. I see you are already embroiled in your very first boderline BINFEST, so you'll fit right in. Here's how it works.
Firstly, have you PM'd the board administrator (Bozza) to make your Direct Debit arrangements yet ? The first 24 hours are free, after which the tariff is 20p per post, and 75p to start a new thread or poll (50p during close season). Make sure you sort it asap, cos if your Direct Debit isn't in place within 10 working days of joining, Bozza will revoke your signon and block your ISP. I'm sure you have this all in hand.
A couple of house rules. There are some well respected posters on here who instantly command respect, and any insult towards them (direct or implied) will result in a fine and/or suspension from the board. These posters are:
Bozza (of course), Lord Bracknell, Tom Hark Preston Park, Barrel of Fun, Curious Orange, Beach Hut, Uncle Spielberg, Carwash and (of course) Digweeds Trousers. Beware though - some of these posters are scottish. Just for fun, see if you can spot who they are !
There are also some posters who require instant derision and abuse. You are obliged to pepper their threads with personal insults, recipes, methods of suicide, random facts about wasps, and lots of swearing in capitals. Currently these are primarily:
Deductions, 1066seagull, bhadeb and BigGully (when he's being an arse) plus a few Palace-supporting tools - of course that goes without saying.
If you havn't abused these posters in one way or another over the course of 72 hours, then you are legally obliged to start a thread specifically to belittle them. You'll soon catch on. The rest of us are honest, upstanding homo-sapiens, and I am sure you will enjoy conversing with us all.
Welcome to the wonderful world of NSC.
The Large One
Who's Next?
Thanks "large one" i look forward to hearing from Easy 10 re the NSC rules, i guess they will make for interesting reading.
i'm sure i will adapt to appreciating the NSC humour.
thanks for the welcome also.
I'm guessing that "Aids" is an existing member, that you hope wont contribute to the gene pool ?
as for virginity, oh how i wish i could return to those uncomplicated adolescent days
Oh, and algie. He's a useless, fat, ugly, racist failed abortion.
He lives his life as a fantasy within his own rumour, is utterly divorced fom reality, and no-one likes him, including his 'mother'. He's as thick as pigshit - for no particular reason, aside from his stunted mental growth, he's decided to call me 'beard' - as you'll find out from his posts.
And he LOVES telling lies.
The Large One
Who's Next?
As above but the most inportant issue which i can't stress highly enough is,Don't vote Labour,it's not a popular choice on here
See what I mean, Mr Seller?
Insists on pointing out the f***ing obvious, despite the fact the rest of us knew this yonks ago...
severnside gull
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Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
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I love these rules. i think i'm going to like it here
I'm a bit unsure of the procedure for setting up the direct debit, so would it be ok if i put my credit card number on here with the 3 digit pin on the back so one of you kind gentlemen can action for me.?
As for having in hand whilst on these boards, i do find it difficult typing with only one hand, so is this compulsory ?
I do promise to respect all the above poster as requested, so long as they agree with my point of view.
In particular "tom Hark" if that's you Bob, thanks for the fag you gave me down the Event when you supported the Jags
(only people of a certain age will know what I'm talking about)Also i have a problem with being a homo-sapien as I'm happily married( i know this is a contradictory of terms
)Now i'm off to find 1066seagull, bhadeb and BigGully