it's kicked off on the Argus comments board

[Hiney]

oh, yes. Yes she is.


*drool*

EDIT - for shingle. If you are at work please DO NOT google "milf". (mother I'd like to f....)

Plus, if you do, it will take some while to trawl through the 21,800,000 entries it generates.




what?

 

[El Presidente]

I once watched so much porn in 24 hours I ended up having a dry wank, and that, ladies is gentlemen, is when you know it's time to slow down a little

 

[hans kraay fan club]

End of thread.

 

[Buzzer]

I once watched so much porn in 24 hours I ended up having a dry wank, and that, ladies is gentlemen, is when you know it's time to slow down a little

ah, yes. My "Doris Day" moment.

Wise words, El Pres.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Or not, as the case may be.

Doris Day?

 

[shingle]

so...shingle?

Kate McCann - would you?

Well she is rather nice

 

[The Large One]

Well she is rather nice

As bag-of-spanners lookalikes go, I suppose...

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

As bag-of-spanners lookalikes go, I suppose...

Word.

Still, if cadaverous murders float yer boat...

 

[Caveman]

and that, ladies is gentlemen, is when you know it's time to slow down a little

Dear El Pres,

Please can you confirm that "ladies is gentlemen" is the title of the movie from the 24 hour wankathon?

Thank you and best regards,

Caveman.

 

[Les Biehn]

I once had 8 in one day during GCSE study leave, the last one was dry.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Is it true that if you have more than 7 wanks in a day the last one just squeaks when you come?

 

[BensGrandad]

Is this the same Barry Noonan who had butchers shops and was involved with Wick, I think it was, before joining Southwick.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Dunno. But I reckon he's got a good few years of squeaky wanks to look forwards to.

 

[Jimbo26]

Met Barry Noonan earlier this year. Real Frank Butcher type. Dodgy.

 

[Harty]

Is this the same Barry Noonan who had butchers shops and was involved with Wick, I think it was, before joining Southwick.

That was Barry Youell.....

 

[BensGrandad]

That was Barry Youell.....

As always Harty you are right thank you

 

[Harty]

As always Harty you are right thank you

Try telling that to Mrs H............