I think this is what Nod said to the Grim Reaper five years ago when told he had 6 months to live due to cancer of the esophagus!
What a voice! What a band!
I went to Waitrose yesterday and they had Christmas crackers. Who buys them in October? I can understand people buying mince pies etc now, as they're tasty. Even Christmas cards... but crackers will literally sit somewhere doing nothing for two months
This is like a battle between good and evil, the good doesn’t want this commercialised crap until about the 12th December, the evil is the nonces in shops buying crackers.