Just enough time for a quick wank and a ciggie. Back in a minute, or on the other side (i believe heaven, if there is one, is pretty much ITV, all bright and plasticky and unintellectually thoughtless).
With the world beginning to end at 6pm, just thought i'd say goodbye!
Off to slip one last one into Mrs Giraffe and then don the saucepan.
isn't it like 11 over here?
Did I read that right? You're going to give the missus one before shagging some bloke called don the saucepan? Weird!