It's been a week and I've still got a very stiff...

[Man of Harveys]

...NECK. What on earth can I do about it? I can barely turn my head to look to my left without moving my whole upper body, which just looks ridicuLANT and is mildly hazardous when reversing the car. Help.

 

[Simster]

Show your COCK a picture of Anne Widdicombe or Hazel Blears?
Should ensure your neck turns nice and floppy.

It works for me - sort of.

 

[Gluteus Maximus]

Reminds me of someone at school. You're not related are you?
Have you tried Ralgex and a wank?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Swim in the sea should fix it.

 

[Huple]

Valium....................

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

The longer it goes on the worse it becomes as the muscles tense up around the area thus making it stiffer. You need a muscle relaxant. Having spent most of my adult life with neck and back problems and seeing countless chiropractors and alike, one really helped. He put me on muscle relaxants but said the best way to completely relax is to get comfortably drunk. Not too pissed so as to fall over but surficant enough to gain a good nights kip. Believe me it works

 

[JBizzleBeard]

You should try Chinese Wood Lock (Wong to Yick) it sorts my neck/back aches out quite nicely: Happy Guru Wood Lock Medicated Balm Liniment - 50ml

 

[Man of Harveys]

Reminds me of someone at school. You're not related are you?
Have you tried Ralgex and a wank?

Haha, you hairy Viking - it took me a while to get that, as my memory's a bit FOGGY these days.

 

[Giraffe]

Seriously go to a chiropractors. They'll sort you out!! Us giraffe's have many problems with our necks, so have every sympathy for you!!