It's all going to come to an end, tomorrow @ 19:30 (ish)

[Stat Brother]

If one of Sky's satellites gets pranged there is going to be hell. Bye Bye new Premiership deal ! plus their satellite dishes will only have a use as paella pans.

It'll only hit one of Sky's statalites as it crashes through that orbit while plunging towards planet Earth.

 

[SeagullSongs]

If one of Sky's satellites gets pranged there is going to be hell. Bye Bye new Premiership deal ! plus their satellite dishes will only have a use as paella pans.

It's a little easier to move a satellite out of the way than a planet

 

[vegster]

It'll only hit one of Sky's statalites as it crashes through that orbit while plunging towards planet Earth.

So, there is a chance it could hit one of your Twitter followers ?

 

[Stat Brother]

So, there is a chance it could hit one of your Twitter followers ?

It's big enough to hit both.

 

[wunt be druv]

I LOVE that there is a sign in space giving directions to the Sun.

Well it would be very handy if you were travelling at night.

 

[Meade's Ball]

That is going to be quite a long goodbye and a long spell of sweating.

In anticipation for likely length, i'll have a quick pre-wank wank at about 2.45.

 

[Stat Brother]

In anticipation for likely length, i'll have a quick pre-wank wank at about 2.45.

Is this how you want to be remembered?:-



Only in a disabled toilet

 

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Right. That's me bagsying a sweaty spell in the disabled toilet at work for around 5.15 as i saltily bid goodbye to the world.

I was on the bog for the last end of the world, although I was just having a dump, didn't want to die with a dirty bum so I couldn't relax as much as usual.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Is this how you want to be remembered?:-

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Only in a disabled toilet

Seems quite apt. Looks like he's tiredly finishing a tricky crossword at the same time. Good on him. Going out in intellectual sex-addict style.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Just in case, I have cancelled my hair appointment, wouldn't want to waste £2.

 

[Stat Brother]

Tick tock, tick tock.

We're fast approaching our last hour on earth, what you got planned?

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Tick tock, tick tock.

We're fast approaching our last hour on earth, what you got planned?

Fish and Chips which should see the hour out.

 

[Stat Brother]

Fish and Chips which should see the hour out.

I'm currently eating Revels.

Knowing my luck when the time comes I'll be eating a raisin one.

 

[Triggaaar]

It'll only hit one of Sky's statalites as it crashes through that orbit while plunging towards planet Earth.

I was planning to watch it on tv. Maybe we'll have to go outside to watch the end of the world.

Good on him. Going out in intellectual sex-addict style.

You do realise that's not sex?

 

[Frutos]

Can I get a refund on my Palace ticket if the world does, in fact, end tonight?

 

[Stat Brother]

Can I get a refund on my Palace ticket if the world does, in fact, end tonight?

Best hurry up, you've only got about 45 minutes.

You've already wasted quarter of an hour, dithering.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

I'm currently eating Revels.

Knowing my luck when the time comes I'll be eating a raisin one.

The trouble with revels is that you only get about nine in a bag. Fifteen mins to go.

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I'm currently eating Revels.

Knowing my luck when the time comes I'll be eating a raisin one.

The trouble with revels is that you only get about nine in a bag. Fifteen mins to go.

 

[stripeyshark]

I quite like the way they haven't included the orbit of the moon on that diagram, if people realised how close it was relative to the moon they'd be shitting themselves. It's still a huge distance away though.

It's gonna be about 15 times closer than the moon

Look again...

 

[Stat Brother]

The trouble with revels is that you only get about nine in a bag. Fifteen mins to go.

Half price sharing bag from Tescos.

5 mins people!


Would the powers at be actually tell us it was all coming to an end, all we'd do is panic

 

[Frutos]

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