It's 18-year old blonde twins day.

[sydney]

Kinda relevant, one of them is blonde..

i bet none of them have been to a uni...!!

 

[sydney]

Oh yeah, I mean, I'm usually fighting them off with a stick

which reminds me ....i've still got one of yours under my wardrobe ...do you need it or shall i burn it.

 

[Brovion]

Smooth


Though I am intrigued: what would be the equivalent way for a female to attract men then?

Oh come on Edna! You're a woman, ergo you are attractive. Just sit there and take your pick!

 

[Postman Pat]

BBC getting in on the act.....

 

[Badger]

Anyway, back on the original subject - just got the text - AAB #ProudDad

I assume that B means you definitely won't be buying them a car. You've got to demand perfection, especially when the Olympics are on.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I assume that B means you definitely won't be buying them a car. You've got to demand perfection, especially when the Olympics are on.

Bless him - he was THREE points (out of 400) short of an A in that one, too.




(So, correct - no car).

 

[El Presidente]

These 3?

View attachment 77245

That's a particularly tricky Y/N/M

 

[Gabbafella]

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showt...RENTLY-up-to&p=7062137&viewfull=1#post7062137

I said female.

 

[brightonbutterfly]

Anyway, back on the original subject - just got the text - AAB #ProudDad

Congratulations to your son! My daughter got B,B,C and is going on to do Biomedical Science.

 

[junior]

To be honest, nobody gives a shit about other peoples kids exam results.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Baton, my dear. Truncheon is so Juliet Bravo.

Does that mean the "pork truncheon meat" joke is out of date?

 

[glasfryn]

Showing my age I used to really fancy the woman that played the original JB.

thats so long ago she carried a stave

 

[Seagull58]

That's a particularly tricky Y/N/M

It's a package deal; Buy one get two free (plus viagra).

 

[Triggaaar]

Smooth


Though I am intrigued: what would be the equivalent way for a female to attract men then?

Just say the word Edna.

 

[Triggaaar]

Anyway, back on the original subject - just got the text - AAB #ProudDad

I'm impressed. Can't be easy hiding your disappointment, but they need support right now, not criticism, so good on you.

 

[Surf's Up]

Talking of policewomen, twin blonds and A level results - this scores 2/3 - or maybe even 3/3, don't know if they got their results today or not ..........

 

[Algernon]

These 3?

View attachment 77245

They have a hint of German about them.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Baton, my dear. Truncheon is so Juliet Bravo.

Truncheon sounds so much sexier.

Never heard of a love Baton.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Congratulations to your son! My daughter got B,B,C and is going on to do Biomedical Science.

BBC - she really knows how to celebrate.

 

[brightonbutterfly]

BBC - she really knows how to celebrate.

Ah ha! I won't tell her boyfriend if you don't!