It seems the players' coach has broken down

[Barrel of Fun]

Well that was tweeted 2 hours ago..update?

Best was sent out looking for a cross to ensure we had god on our side, but he's gone missing.

CMS was sent out to see if he could thumb a lift. There was no end result, but he did a lot of running along the hard shoulder.

Stockdale was thrown a 50p for the phone box but managed to lose it.

Greer was given written instructions, but managed to pass them to the wrong person.

Kayal thought 'What the **** am I doing here?' and grabbed a lift with a friend.

Bruno tried to trick a lorry driver in to getting us home, but ended up losing our supply of drinks and food.

Frank Spencer brushed it all off and told himself that Betty and Jessica love him.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Bad day.
First team coach not up to the job and to make matters worse the bus has broken down too.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Best was sent out looking for a cross to ensure we had god on our side, but he's gone missing.

CMS was sent out to see if he could thumb a lift. There was no end result, but he did a lot of running along the hard shoulder.

Stockdale was thrown a 50p for the phone box but managed to lose it.

Greer was given written instructions, but managed to pass them to the wrong person.

Kayal thought 'What the **** am I doing here?' and grabbed a lift with a friend.

Bruno tried to trick a lorry driver in to getting us home, but ended up losing our supply of drinks and food.

Frank Spencer brushed it all off and told himself that Betty and Jessica love him.

Tex kept falling over and JFC sideways?

 

[Stat Brother]

GOD they look psyched, I mean you can almost FEEL the FIGHT! Let's all sit facing away from each other texting our agents and generally not giving a shit about another crap and toothless performance. Perhaps it's just one of those pics, perhaps Hughton's just out of shot, giving one hell of a speech and guaranteeing safety in the next two games... or perhaps not.

Kosh

That was my first thought.

Then it occurred to me, if they were all huddled round as a team having a laugh and a joke at their current misfortune, NSC would melt with the cries of 'they don't even care about today'.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

cms was driving, but his clutch control is worse than his ball control

i heard it was jack nicholson
regards
DR

 

[Kosh]

That was my first thought.

Then it occurred to me, if they were all huddled round as a team having a laugh and a joke at their current misfortune, NSC would melt with the cries of 'they don't even care about today'.

Agreed - they literally cannot win, can they?!? poor blighter's. It's a telling pic that, very telling.

 

[Geriatric Seagull]

Haven't you all forgotten Bennett? He offered to find a phone box , went the wrong way and was passed by three pedestrians and an old lady in a wheelchair before he could get back.

 

[Stat Brother]

Agreed - they literally cannot win, can they?!? poor blighter's. It's a telling pic that, very telling.

But that's all it is, one picture, one split second, everything else is just your interpretation, based on your preconceptions.
It tells us nothing.

 

[Working class pride]

Haven't you all forgotten Bennett? He offered to find a phone box , went the wrong way and was passed by three pedestrians and an old lady in a wheelchair before he could get back.

 

[Kosh]

But that's all it is, one picture, one split second, everything else is just your interpretation, based on your preconceptions.
It tells us nothing.

Indeed, I can't disagree with that... perhaps they're playing a really shit game of Hughtangs musical mystical late substitutions... It's certainly as cool as Kayal looked in the box (ahem) all the day long... oooohhhhh that works on many, many levels. Actually they're probably reading NSC, that would explain the demeanour.

 

[Working class pride]

Perhaps its alternative job training as most of them will make better mechanics than they have footballers. Just goes to show what a progressive club we are by looking after the players future careers beyond football. Has to be said that we are the15th best supported team in the country despite playing badly lower league football, its a shame we dont have the team to match.

 

[tomfitz12]

Agreed - they literally cannot win, can they?!?

certainly not when playing away

 

[JOLovegrove]

Any genuine update?

 

[Zebedee]

Drop them off at some non-league club on the way back...

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Have the wheels come off ?

 

[Pavilionaire]

The good news: A relief bus arrived.

The bad news: Hyypia's Coaches.

 

[Gazwag]

GOD they look psyched, I mean you can almost FEEL the FIGHT! Let's all sit facing away from each other texting our agents and generally not giving a shit about another crap and toothless performance. Perhaps it's just one of those pics, perhaps Hughton's just out of shot, giving one hell of a speech and guaranteeing safety in the next two games... or perhaps not.

Kosh

They all looked pretty miserable when they arrived at the ground before the game as well. We thought the boss had gone through the retained list on the way to the game

 

[DavePage]

They all looked pretty miserable when they arrived at the ground before the game as well. We thought the boss had gone through the retained list on the way to the game

How many names need to be on it, for it to be called a list?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The good news: A relief bus arrived.

The bad news: Hyypia's Coaches.

Could be worse. Could be the Palace coach driver.

 

[neilbard]

Let's hope It's the same coach company bringing Bournemouth to the Amex on Friday!