"It could be water retention"

[Les Biehn]

Thats an OUTRAGEOUS thing to say about the lovely Suzanne Shaw! It wasn't a sex video at all -she was jut playing with herself in the shower. Or something.

Yeah, but it was at the Moat House in Bolton. That's just dirty.

 

[Les Biehn]

Stick your cock in that mess?

Would have done before she was in Atomic Shitten. Have you seen those pics of her with her babylons out? She were well fuckable.

 

[Simster]

She's a f***ing GROTTY effort, she really is.

 

[Buzzer]

I bet she has got a fanny like the last turkey in Tesco's

I bet her fanny is more like a squashed badger.

f***'s sake, Les. Just where do you draw the line? I wouldn't be able to get a semi with Chipshop features.

 

[Nibble]

I bet she's got a fanny like a Dobermans lips.

 

[Les Biehn]

Honestly before she got all sloppy and was doing page 3 she was a beaut.

I wouldn't do her now that everytime I see her I think of that Simpsons episode when Homer is on the treadmill.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Nibble.

Some of your comments on this thread are quite incredible. I thought better of you.

 

[Hiney]

She is a f***ing TROLL

 

[Nibble]

I bet she's got a fanny like a dropped cake.

 

[Nibble]

I bet she's got a fanny like a smashed crab

 

[Jahooli]

I bet she's got a fanny like a Dobermans lips.

Or a hippo's yawn...or maybe her own yawn come to think of it

 

[Nibble]

I bet she's got a fanny like a shark bite

 

[Les Biehn]

I bet she has a fanny like a torn bean bag.

 

[Hiney]

I bet she's got a **** like a carthorse's collar

 

[Buzzer]

I bet her vagina is voluminous and more than capable of fitting in my adequately sized torgid todger.

 

[Nibble]

I bet she has a massive ****

 

[CHAPPERS]

I bet her minge looks like Sarlacc.

 

[Les Biehn]

I bet she has a fanny like a big sloppy fanny

Oi Nibble you cock sausage, I asked you a question in that PM. f***ing people.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I bet she's got a fanny like a wizard's sleeve.

If she does die I heard she wants to be cryogenically frozen...that's why mum's go to Iceland.

 

[Les Biehn]

I bet she has a fanny like Jeff Goldblum at the end of The Fly.