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Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
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http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/celebrity/news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=7889294
Kerry "Chip Shop" Katona is in hospital after she showed signs of the potentially fatal condition pre-eclampsia, her spokesman Max "supercnut" Clifford said.
The low-rent 27-year-old former winner of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! and star of pikey favourite Iceland adverts left rehab just days ago and is now being treated in Macclesfield, Cheshire, Mr Clifford said.
Katona, who plans to name her unborn baby boy Twatface after the full first name of the PR guru, is there as a "precautionary measure", he confirmed.
"She's been in a lot of pain, particularly in the last few days," he said.
"The symptoms she's showing are possibly that of pre-eclampsia but the vet is still carrying on tests.."
He said Katona, a former member of the girl band Atomic Kitten, had been troubled by swollen feet and legs and pains going up her feet.
"It could be water retention," Mr Clifford sniggered. "No, seriously. That's her story and she's sticking to it. She's still in hospital at the moment. Let's hope the useless bint stays there."
"She's very fat. She can hardly walk."
The troubled moron has two daughters with her first husband, former Westlife singer Brian McFadden, and a piglet with her second husband, Mark Croft.
Her first son is due in May and the fat minger will then be back onto the Charlie big stylee. Mr Clifford said having the baby of the world's most useless 15 stone of fat named after him would be "blubbery".
Yeah, right.....water retention.....
Kerry "Chip Shop" Katona is in hospital after she showed signs of the potentially fatal condition pre-eclampsia, her spokesman Max "supercnut" Clifford said.
The low-rent 27-year-old former winner of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! and star of pikey favourite Iceland adverts left rehab just days ago and is now being treated in Macclesfield, Cheshire, Mr Clifford said.
Katona, who plans to name her unborn baby boy Twatface after the full first name of the PR guru, is there as a "precautionary measure", he confirmed.
"She's been in a lot of pain, particularly in the last few days," he said.
"The symptoms she's showing are possibly that of pre-eclampsia but the vet is still carrying on tests.."
He said Katona, a former member of the girl band Atomic Kitten, had been troubled by swollen feet and legs and pains going up her feet.
"It could be water retention," Mr Clifford sniggered. "No, seriously. That's her story and she's sticking to it. She's still in hospital at the moment. Let's hope the useless bint stays there."
"She's very fat. She can hardly walk."
The troubled moron has two daughters with her first husband, former Westlife singer Brian McFadden, and a piglet with her second husband, Mark Croft.
Her first son is due in May and the fat minger will then be back onto the Charlie big stylee. Mr Clifford said having the baby of the world's most useless 15 stone of fat named after him would be "blubbery".
Yeah, right.....water retention.....
