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"It could be water retention"



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Oct 1, 2006
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http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/celebrity/news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=7889294

Kerry "Chip Shop" Katona is in hospital after she showed signs of the potentially fatal condition pre-eclampsia, her spokesman Max "supercnut" Clifford said.
The low-rent 27-year-old former winner of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! and star of pikey favourite Iceland adverts left rehab just days ago and is now being treated in Macclesfield, Cheshire, Mr Clifford said.
Katona, who plans to name her unborn baby boy Twatface after the full first name of the PR guru, is there as a "precautionary measure", he confirmed.
"She's been in a lot of pain, particularly in the last few days," he said.
"The symptoms she's showing are possibly that of pre-eclampsia but the vet is still carrying on tests.."
He said Katona, a former member of the girl band Atomic Kitten, had been troubled by swollen feet and legs and pains going up her feet.
"It could be water retention," Mr Clifford sniggered. "No, seriously. That's her story and she's sticking to it. She's still in hospital at the moment. Let's hope the useless bint stays there."

"She's very fat. She can hardly walk."
The troubled moron has two daughters with her first husband, former Westlife singer Brian McFadden, and a piglet with her second husband, Mark Croft.
Her first son is due in May and the fat minger will then be back onto the Charlie big stylee. Mr Clifford said having the baby of the world's most useless 15 stone of fat named after him would be "blubbery".

Yeah, right.....water retention.....


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REDLAND

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Jul 7, 2003
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At the foot of the downs
Shes a walking reminder about all that's wrong in British society !!
 
















csider

Active member
Dec 11, 2006
4,513
Hove
She was given the all clear yesterday I think??

Shame.
 


Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
She is a waste of food and daily maintenance. A spectacular nonsense of a woman. Death would release us all.
 






Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
She goes on Telly and bleats on about how hard she has had it and tries to get the sympathy vote so we wil all buy her shit and watch her tv show. Well, I don't like being taken for a mug especially by that cow c unted whore. How dare she!
 




Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Other Celebrity Mothers of the Year include Katie ‘flash body parts at the pap to launch a career’ Price, Suzanne ‘Sex video and shack up with love rat’ Shaw, Sharon ‘Two drug addict kids’ Osborne and an honourable mention to the nominee Heather ‘£650/hour’ Mills.
 






Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
19,238
I bet she has got a fanny like the last turkey in Tesco's
 


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Mar 16, 2005
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Chandlers Ford
Thats an OUTRAGEOUS thing to say about the lovely Suzanne Shaw! It wasn't a sex video at all -she was jut playing with herself in the shower. Or something.
 


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