ArcticBlue
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Had a call from a friend last night who i have never spoken to on the phone. It was quite odd and i didn't recognise her voice to start with.
Non essential calls, just people ringing you for a chat? I don't mind if I don't see them often but I f***ing abhore just talking on the phone for no reason. I'm trying to watch a piece of shit on the telly about UFO's and my girlfriend is anooyed I don't want to talk to her. I hate phone calls. Hate 'em. You?
One day I asked him to back up the database. I told him log in to the server as root, and using mysqldump to back up the db, but he thought he knew better and decided to use PHPMyAdmin to export a 3gb database to a .csv file lol. He ended up locking all the tables which forced us to restart the apache, mysql to kill the process.
Agreed, anything longer than 45 seconds is too much
Phone sex with my girlfriend usually lasts 30 seconds but then she does always insist we do it twice.
I text or BBM , simpler
That is so annoying. Someone fits a poxy a graphics card and immediately they are a pc expert. Computers are just the worst. I used to admin quite a large website, it was getting around 50,000 - 70,000 page views a day. It was stressful as it was, but they employed some junior. He would keep coming to me and say you should doing x,y,z started doing my head in.
One day I asked him to back up the database. I told him log in to the server as root, and using mysqldump to back up the db, but he thought he knew better and decided to use PHPMyAdmin to export a 3gb database to a .csv file lol. He ended up locking all the tables which forced us to restart the apache, mysql to kill the process.
One day I asked him to back up the database. I told him log in to the server as root, and using mysqldump to back up the db, but he thought he knew better and decided to use PHPMyAdmin to export a 3gb database to a .csv file lol. He ended up locking all the tables which forced us to restart the apache, mysql to kill the process.
I suspect some people on this board have got a semi reading that.