[Misc] Is the world going to end tomorrow?

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Naughty/not always the nicest in my teens (but not a thug), I think I’ll miss out too.

I should’ve adopted Catholicism to get a morality reset

I think it's the URC who think it's all predestined before you do anything.
I think signing up to that would give me a better chance than relying on any improvement in my actual behaviour/faith.

 

[chickens]

I suspect the absolutely shameless cop out response from the doom mongers will be along the lines of:

“The world did end, but the Lord in their infinite wisdom has bade that it be renewed.

And it all happened so quickly that nobody noticed and it couldn’t be detected by any of our scientists primitive instruments.

And besides, the world really will end, some day soon, any day now in fact. Let me predict a date…”

 

[southstandandy]

Bet he feels a tool this morning.

 

[dolphins]

Thread is TLDR - has it happened yet?

 

[Bozza]

Bet he feels a tool this morning.

He'll be safely snugged up in a cave a few timezones to our west.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

 

[Bodian]

What time is this happening? I was going to hang some wallpaper today - but got up a bit late. Have I got time to do it still?

 

[Brok]

What time is this happening? I was going to hang some wallpaper today - but got up a bit late. Have I got time to do it still?

As wallpapering a room is obviously only a five minute job, then I would be inclined to say yes.

Probably.

 

[Zeberdi]

I can’t believe I’m wasting my last day on earth at the dentist

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Best start the FRIDAT Drinking thread early then, just in case we don't get another chance

Duvel - and lots of it

 

[Albion in the north]

Ive purposefully changed some standing orders to be paid next monday instead of today. That will learn them.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Just in case........

 

[zeemeeuw]

Will we be able to watch it unfold like the new years eve fireworks displays?, New Zealand must be up soon.

 

[Bozza]

The NORAD Santa-tracking lot have missed a trick not getting a Nibiru-tracker online.

They could win the internet.

 

[Fungus]

I’m about to take the dog for a walk. They’re quite sensitive to magnetic forces so I’ll let everyone know if he faces in a different direction when he takes a shit.

Dogs poop in alignment with Earth's magnetic field, study finds

Dogs use the Earth's magnetic field when they're relieving themselves. Not only that, but canines choose to do so in a north-south axis, a new study published in the journal Frontiers in Zoology says. The study suggests that dogs are sensitive to small variations in Earth's magnetic field. After...

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Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughin' as you go

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

If the world doesn’t in fact end can someone please recommend me a defence lawyer, I got a bit carried away.

 

[marcos3263]

This needs to happen soon or I will have to go to Tescos on my way home - I'm eaten and drunk everything at home based on the prophecy and now I am feeling a tad silly

 

[WATFORD zero]

As a former Hunt Sab, you would be imho .

[Far exceeding your sins as part of the Wokery ].

But Shirley, Hunt Saboteuring is the absolute zenith of wokeryism

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I don't think it's happening. Perhaps the ball from Ulloa's penalty deflected it off into space.

 

[Weststander]

But Shirley, Hunt Saboteuring is the absolute zenith of wokeryism

One minute you're battling rural thugs/toffs, next you're fighting racists and homophobes. Could there be a connection?