[Misc] Is the world going to end tomorrow?

[Questions]

It’s a shame it’s such a dismal day out there. All the hard work people have put in for this day. Could they not cancel till better weather.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

So far, so good.

 

[Van Cleef]

It’s a shame it’s such a dismal day out there. All the hard work people have put in for this day. Could they not cancel till better weather.

A nice thought, but this is how planet x rolls.
I did think the "end of days" weather would be a bit more dramatic though.

 

[raymondo]

Musk has just got in his rocket to Mars... there's always a silver lining

 

[Questions]

A nice thought, but this is how planet x rolls.
I did think the "end of days" weather would be a bit more dramatic though.

Quite. I’m spending my last day keeping dry. Not catching my death out there.. no

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

I’m about to take the dog for a walk. They’re quite sensitive to magnetic forces so I’ll let everyone know if he faces in a different direction when he takes a shit.

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Well, if the world ends today, at least I've learnt something.

 

[Weststander]

Hello everyone in heaven, what a let down, it seems exactly the same as before.

 

[Doc Lynam]

I did a big shop last night. The kind of shop so big that I make use of the twice-monthly 10% off.

I'd like to think, in the final reckoning, I get bonus points for having a well-stocked fridge.

Nice to see you flashing the cash, after all you can’t take it with you.

 

[Bozza]

Nice to see you flashing the cash, after all you can’t take it with you.

We were out of pretty much everything.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Hello everyone in heaven, what a let down, it seems exactly the same as before.

If there is a heaven, I'm pretty sure I won't be a feature.
I was briefly concerned when I discovered a hitherto unknown train option via Pontefract that lets me get to Sheffield for under £15, and then when it had WiFi I was convinced I must have ascended to the heavens without noticing.
But it turns out the WiFi's shit and my legs only fit in the Disabled Priority seats, so unless being over 6' counts as a disability in heaven I think we're ok.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

American evangalist Harold 'Carry On' Camping got his prediction about the end of days wrong the first time, said he had miscalculated and then gave his second prediction which also failed to happen. Something about stop digging when you are in a hole came to mind. Some believers had given away all their wordly goods and resigned from their jobs.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I've turned Earth off and on again and my power is back on. Time to make a coffee.

 

[Van Cleef]

Well, if the world ends today, at least I've learnt something.

This has just clouded things for me to be honest. I have 2 dogs. 1 of them always craps in the garden parallel with the fence in a north/south orientation. Always. The other one craps in a completely random, kind of chaos theory way. To be honest the wife let them out this morning so I haven't been able to ascertain planet x's influence on today's motions.

 

[RandyWanger]

Does anyone know what time kick-off is?

 

[WATFORD zero]

Hello everyone in heaven, what a let down, it seems exactly the same as before.

You really think that the NSCers who've posted today would be in heaven

 

[Lenny Rider]

It would be just the Albion's luck: quality for Europe and the bloody world ends before we've even played a first game. Typical.

It is raining this morning to be fair Bozza

 

[Brok]

Into the next world today please lads, no excuses.

 

[Weststander]

If there is a heaven, I'm pretty sure I won't be a feature.
I was briefly concerned when I discovered a hitherto unknown train option via Pontefract that lets me get to Sheffield for under £15, and then when it had WiFi I was convinced I must have ascended to the heavens without noticing.
But it turns out the WiFi's shit and my legs only fit in the Disabled Priority seats, so unless being over 6' counts as a disability in heaven I think we're ok.

Naughty/not always the nicest in my teens (but not a thug), I think I’ll miss out too.

I should’ve adopted Catholicism to get a morality reset

 

[Weststander]

You really think that the NSCers who've posted today would be in heaven

As a former Hunt Sab, you would be imho .

[Far exceeding your sins as part of the Wokery ].

 

[Bozza]

It is raining this morning to be fair Bozza

If that's indicative of the world ending, we've had the end of days about 50 times this summer.