[Misc] Is the world going to end tomorrow?

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Covid, Liz Truss, now this?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Wouldn't happen in Germany.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Now I don't know who to blame. Duck Dodgers claimed Planet X on behalf of Earth in 1953 (Or the 24th and a half Century). But Marvin the Martian filed a counter claim on behalf of Mars. I need to know who to boo.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Actually - that is our out. We just need an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator and there will be a massive Kerboom!

 

[Cheshire Cat]

But..... but I just made some chutney and it needs a month or two to mature.

And what about the jam I supposed to be making tomorrow?

Some planets have no consideration.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I'll not believe it until it's holding up the shirt on the club website

 

[Heffle Gull]

I hope not. I am flying back from my holiday tomorrow. There will be nowhere to land.

 

[A1X]

Is it too late to build a rocket and offer those who believe it a free one-way trip to Saturn?

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

At least Sussex won't lose again.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Although, the good news is I don't look quite so silly for failing to buy my Europa League tickets, do I?

Made quite a saving there. I just need to spend it quickly.

I was just about to say FFS you could have told us this before i wasted £120 on Euro tickets. Could have got an hour with a ropey hooker to see in the apocalypse with that. And I haven't spent all those Tesco Free School Meal Vouchers for the holidays as I was saving them for Christmas food. Another waste.

 

[Peppermint Tea]

Oh well, at least we finished second in the table. Highest ever finish…silver linings and all that.

And: mind the gap, Crystal Palace!

 

[Hamilton]

If NIBIRU is the 9th planet wouldn't it be “Planet IX”?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Is there a time frame?

 

[Questions]

Is the Fridat drinking thread cancelled or now fully booked!

It’s been brought forward a day.

 

[£1.99]

...

 

[A mex eyecan]

have Chelsea put an offer in for it?

 

[GT49er]

So there's another planet somewhere in our solar system ... what that's only just been discovered? And it's big enough so that it can affect the earth magnetically in a catastrophic way? And in the natural history of our world, 700m years or so, there hasn't been a recorded extinction related to this phenomena? But it's now going to wipeout humanity?

Yep, I think you've got the idea!

 

[The Grockle]

If I wake up tomorrow and world has ended I'll be mighty pissed off

 

[Questions]

I’ve just booked a table at The Restaurant at the end of the Universe.
Taking Trillion.

 

[GT49er]

Is the Fridat drinking thread cancelled or now fully booked!

Starting early more likely, I would say!

No worries though - thankfully the earth is flat so we should just slide over this X thing. I thought we'd all have worked that out, wouldn't we?