Is swearing big and clever ?

[Yoda]

Don't be so f***ing stupid you goatie wearing WANKER!!!

 

[Billy Seagull]

Its cool....but I swear to much especially at work when my PC goes tits up

 

[Braders]

You're SHIT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Meade's Ball]

I got told off for using the word PENIS in the office last week. A female colleague shouted at me for bringing smut and filth into her life.

 

[Marc]

I got told off for using the word PENIS in the office last week. A female colleague shouted at me for bringing smut and filth into her life.

and you should've replied:

"you brought yourself into MY life......BITCH!"

that'd been well funny

 

[Trufflehound]

Swearing's not big or clever.

Drinking a glass of water whilst whistling GOSBTS and cutting your toenails with a teaspoon - THAT would be clever.

And Sweden is big.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Lack of vocabulary my arse. I have a fabulous array of vocab at my disposal, and in having so I can appreciate the artistic and aesthetic value of an appropriately situated curse. Like any other word, they serve a purpose, and when used correctly do so more articulately and eloquently than a whole string of "acceptable" words could ever hope to do. I've based entire lessons around swears words for goodness sake.

Anyway, f*** this shit, I'm up way too bastard early again tomorrow, so good ******* night.

 

[Easy 10]

Don't be so f***ing stupid you goatie wearing WANKER!!!

Was that aimed at ME, you donkey-raping shit eater ?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Time and Place.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Time and Place.

What, me personally?

OK, 1:13am, Takajo, Shizuoka City, Japan.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Winston Churchill - arguably the greatest exponent of the English language in its spoken and written form - swore like a docker apparently. That's f***ing well good enough for me and more than nails the "limited vocabulary" argument.

 

[Yoda]

Was that aimed at ME, you donkey-raping shit eater ?

What, me personally?

OK, 1:13am, Takajo, Shizuoka City, Japan.

 

[dougdeep]

They're only words for sake.

 

[larus]

I don't swear, you bunch of copulating female genitalia.

 

[Safeway]

I like saying ****.

 

[Safeway]

Oh for f***'S sake, forgot you can't say that on here.

 

[Kev the Ape]

i do the occasional shit or bollocks but nothink else.

 

[sams dad]

i do the occasional shit

Senokot is very effective against constipation ,Kev.