Is someone out to GET Harty

[fat old seagull]

I hope Paul Barber reads this thread, I am intrigued, and whilst hoping this is Part One of an exciting tv series to distract us from the on pitch misery. I think it could be developed into something for the Big Screen. I think Matt Damon would make an excellent El Pres and perhaps Ray Winstone for the loud mouth and Graham Norton as Security. Could be a good earner for the club.

 

[LamieRobertson]

That shows what you know. The Worthing Herald is viewed in the same way as the Washington Post for its swashbuckling style and rapier like investigative journalism.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Herald knows.

Pah its nothing compared to the mighty Steyning Herald thats proper cutting edge!

 

[Ernest]

I hope Paul Barber reads this thread, I am intrigued, and whilst hoping this is Part One of an exciting tv series to distract us from the on pitch misery. I think it could be developed into something for the Big Screen. I think Matt Damon would make an excellent El Pres and perhaps Ray Winstone for the loud mouth and Graham Norton as Security. Could be a good earner for the club.

I think Julian Clary to play [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION]

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Pah its nothing compared to the mighty Steyning Herald thats proper cutting edge!

Ah yes. Like the "chequer gate" scandal when it turned out that the chips served with the filet mignon were from Aldi rather than "organic specially selected" as advertised. "Deep Throat" turning out to be Mrs. Skaggs from the kitchen.

 

[Questions]

*cough* Allegedly Q, allegedly. We all know that Big Brother monitors NSC, and we don't want to get Bozza into trouble.

#TapsNose

Quite, allegedly but all tame stuff really compared to the old Gazettes rant about migrant blackbirds.

 

[Lenny Rider]

I hope Paul Barber reads this thread, I am intrigued, and whilst hoping this is Part One of an exciting tv series to distract us from the on pitch misery. I think it could be developed into something for the Big Screen. I think Matt Damon would make an excellent El Pres and perhaps Ray Winstone for the loud mouth and Graham Norton as Security. Could be a good earner for the club.

Damian Lewis as Richard Tiltman whilst I would like Justin Lee Collins to play me, expanding the plot a bit Leslie Grantham would be a shoe in for Ernest, Bette Midler as Richie Reynolds and Hugh Bonneville as Derek Allan.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

That shows what you know. The Worthing Herald is viewed in the same way as the Washington Post for its swashbuckling style and rapier like investigative journalism.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Herald knows.

Well I for one can't wait for the upcoming release of the critically acclaimed movie, Frost/Barber.

 

[El Presidente]

I think Julian Clary to play [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION]

He stole his whole act from me, I may sue for impersonation.

 

[El Presidente]

Well I for one can't wait for the upcoming release of the critically acclaimed movie, Frost/Barber.

I suspect that Frost will get one question in, and the rest of the film will be a 90 minute monologue reply.

Although thinking about it, Frost is dead, do you think someone had him bumped off for questioning the quality and price of the pulled pork baps in the 1901 lounge? Suspect that's one for Ask the Club though.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I suspect that Frost will get one question in, and the rest of the film will be a 90 minute monologue reply.

Although thinking about it, Frost is dead, do you think someone had him bumped off for questioning the quality and price of the pulled pork baps in the 1901 lounge? Suspect that's one for Ask the Club though.

"Mr Chief Executive: why didn't you just destroy the baps?"