Is my housemate a RUDE bastard?

[jonnyboylennon]

Sorry, just seen it was Sam. KILL HIM. DEAD.

 

[CHAPPERS]

BURCH always nicks my f***ing DORITO'S and DIP, he leaves some DORITO'S but eats all the bastard DIP. What a little cuntface.

Don't get me f***ing started mate.

Same guy (sam, blond geezer, you've played footie with him) knicked about 2/3 of a pack of doritos and all a tub of dip a couple of months back and then just last week complained about how long the dip had been left in the fridge. KNOBBER

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Right thats it. Next time any **** NICKS my DORITO'S and DIP Im going on a killing SPREE.

Grr.

 

[Artois]

Lost in Translation looked shit from the advert.

I would never of thought that's the kind of stuff you like MAX.