Is Jeremy Kyle the biggest twat on TV?

[Easy 10]

I'd love to know what these vile, semi-literate, gobby, unemployable, hapless indignant moronic deadbeats actually get out of appearing on that show. Why would someone voluntarily parade the failure that is their life, and sit there whilst being berated by a prick on an ego trip in front of the watching millions ? I can assume they must get some £££ dangled in front of them for their "valuable time", otherwise most of them would flounce straight out of the studio, not to some convenient little green room round the back of the stage before being "coaxed" (prodded) back on by a bloke wearing a headset.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'd love to know what these vile, semi-literate, gobby, unemployable, hapless indignant moronic deadbeats actually get out of appearing on that show. Why would someone voluntarily parade the failure that is their life, and sit there whilst being berated by a prick on an ego trip in front of the watching millions ? I can assume they must get some £££ dangled in front of them for their "valuable time", otherwise most of them would flounce straight out of the studio, not to some convenient little green room round the back of the stage before being "coaxed" (prodded) back on by a bloke wearing a headset.

I think I remember hearing before that they get put up in a hotel in Manchester for the night, and all expenses paid.

Looking at most of the candidates, a free night in a moderate hotel with dinner chucked in, along with the chance of a brush with fame, is probably incredibly exciting.

 

[Worthingite]

He's only just returned to the show after being diagnosed with cancer. I wonder if his experience with that will mellow him any?

 

[Mr Bridger]

in my job i have to visit a lot of council estatesque properties and i guarentee that the tennants will be watching this pile of shit.
only today , 4x adults and 2 x dustbin lids watching it and these individuals looked like extra's waitning to go on.

the front room was just one big cloud of smoke from the puffing away on their old hoburn, drawing every last bit out of it until their shirt tails dissapeared up their arse. oblivious that the kids were taking their shit in......makes me sick!

there is a Jeremy Kyle culture that exists these days where people watch this shit and find it the norm, no manners , no standards, claiming every benefit they can whilst sitting at home in front of there huge plasma, smoking tabs and drinking copious amounts of PG

 

[Easy 10]

I think I remember hearing before that they get put up in a hotel in Manchester for the night, and all expenses paid.

Looking at most of the candidates, a free night in a moderate hotel with dinner chucked in, along with the chance of a brush with fame, is probably incredibly exciting.

I expect staying somewhere with a clean bathroom will be something of a first.

 

[Stat Brother]

in my job i have to visit a lot of council estatesque properties and i guarentee that the tennants will be watching this pile of shit.
only today , 4x adults and 2 x dustbin lids watching it and these individuals looked like extra's waitning to go on.

the front room was just one big cloud of smoke from the puffing away on their old hoburn, drawing every last bit out of it until their shirt tails dissapeared up their arse. oblivious that the kids were taking their shit in......makes me sick!

there is a Jeremy Kyle culture that exists these days where people watch this shit and find it the norm, no manners , no standards, claiming every benefit they can whilst sitting at home in front of there huge plasma, smoking tabs and drinking copious amounts of PG

Same as being a postie.

Kyle, pyjamas, ciggies, with school aged kids, is the norm up and down some roads.

The reason I know is because they are spending a small fortunate on t'internet and having packets delivered, daily.

 

[RedRob]

Is Jeremy Kyle the biggest twat on TV?

Yes. Yes, he is.

....Nuff said!

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Tim Lovejoy.

 

[jackanada]

Did anyone else hear the rumour that he was Jordan's rapist? Stressing that this is a rumour of an allegation and that he is not a rapist - m'lud.

 

[dannyboy]

i think its great . pure comedy

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[darters74]

My votes are for Richard Hammond (2nd), but the out and out winner is Piers Morgan.

 

[Solid at the back]

Alot of very snobby people on here lol.
If people want to leave like that, let them. Who the f*** are you to judge?

 

[brakespear]

edited after reading the rest of the thread.

 

[Mellotron]

I'd love to know what these vile, semi-literate, gobby, unemployable, hapless indignant moronic deadbeats actually get out of appearing on that show. Why would someone voluntarily parade the failure that is their life, and sit there whilst being berated by a prick on an ego trip in front of the watching millions ? I can assume they must get some £££ dangled in front of them for their "valuable time", otherwise most of them would flounce straight out of the studio, not to some convenient little green room round the back of the stage before being "coaxed" (prodded) back on by a bloke wearing a headset.

Starts with mon and ends with ey. Also yes, they definitely see being on TV as a badge of honour, regardless of the reason for appearing.

 

[EDS]

Is Jeremy Kyle the biggest twat on TV?

YES

 

[Westdene Seagull]

No, no he's not - Miranda Hart is a bigger twat to name but one !

 

[EDS]

I'd love to know what these vile, semi-literate, gobby, unemployable, hapless indignant moronic deadbeats actually get out of appearing on that show. Why would someone voluntarily parade the failure that is their life, and sit there whilst being berated by a prick on an ego trip in front of the watching millions ? I can assume they must get some £££ dangled in front of them for their "valuable time", otherwise most of them would flounce straight out of the studio, not to some convenient little green room round the back of the stage before being "coaxed" (prodded) back on by a bloke wearing a headset.

Someone who works for me knew someone who went on the Trisha show. His ex partner got put up in a hotel, expenses and some money, not sure how much.
He was given his trainfare to get there and nothing else and they made him look a complete twat. They all stopped work one day to turn it on.

 

[Racek]

I think I remember hearing before that they get put up in a hotel in Manchester for the night, and all expenses paid.

Looking at most of the candidates, a free night in a moderate hotel with dinner chucked in, along with the chance of a brush with fame, is probably incredibly exciting.

where do I sign?

 

[Weststander]

Tim Lovejoy.

Good shout.

The arrogant and dull voiced cock and lifelong Watford fan, who switched to Chelsea when they started winning silverware.

 

[RedRob]

Alot of very snobby people on here lol.
If people want to leave like that, let them. Who the f*** are you to judge?

...I thought it was well known that we had the most middle class fans in the football league