Can we get a trade deal ?
I reckon Martians will be aggressive and Venusians snotty.
You mean like Jeremy Paxman (in both)?
Yes you’ve nailed it there. Millions of Jeremy Paxmans and others like Jeremy Clarkson descending onto our planet. If that ever happens then I can assure you I’m off to Uranus.
I would think very seriously of Pluto myself. It might be a bit parky there, but I'll be sure to pack an extra pair of socks. That's forward planning for you.
It’s got 5 moons so romantic strolls with your best gal by your side would be nice.
At this stage in our evolution we have virtually eradicated suffering with no wars or tyranny. We enjoy equality of race and gender, and we've learned to co-exist with nature, harnessing limitless green energy and curbed our worrying population explosion. I think we can agree that greed and selfishness are now a thing of the past. BHA are also fortunate enough to have a manager who is poised to take the club to european glory (maybe).
All things considered it seems like the perfect time to spread our wings and find other corners of the universe that could benefit from our existence.
With all the increased knowledge of the number/type of exoplanets that exist in our galaxy over the last decade, astrobiologists have a better stab at what the Input numbers should be in the Drake equation.
There are plenty of stabs that have been reported. Here’s one from NASA:
‘ ... human civilization is likely to be unique in the cosmos only if the odds of a civilization developing on a habitable planet are less than about one in 10 billion trillion... Think of it this way. Before our result you’d be considered a pessimist if you imagined the probability of evolving a civilization on a habitable planet were, say, one in a trillion. But even that guess, one chance in a trillion, implies that what has happened here on Earth with humanity has in fact happened about a 10 billion other times over cosmic history!”’ ...vanishing small chances.
https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/news/1350/are-we-alone-in-the-universe-revisiting-the-drake-equation/