[Misc] Is God overrated ?

[Doonhamer7]

I know we want a new striker but I think Robbie Fowler is a wee bit past it

 

[Bodian]

Seven Day Wonder

 

[NooBHA]

Put it this way - I wouldn't put in a bid for him in the up and coming Transfer Window

 

[Seasider78]

One hit wonder

 

[topbanana36]

Shit father, who let’s their son be crucified?

Perhaps a little more understanding of systematic theology is needed here

 

[Icy Gull]

Perhaps a little more understanding of systematic theology is needed here ��

I am more concerned that I’ve just noticed I put an incorrect apostrophe in that sentence

 

[Insel affe]

with the amount of "God help me" that go unanswered, i would suggest yes he is a best a bit lazy.

 

[Questions]

You'd think God would leave an out of office message!

He has… read your bloody bible….he says he’s coming back.

 

[rippleman]

The world has seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He plays for Brighton & Hove Albion and His name is Peter Ward
Defenders they all fear Him for the goals that He has scored
And the stripes go marching...on..on..on!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Which God?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Caveman 1: "What you thinking about?"

Caveman 2: "I was just thinking how wonderous it is that the sun goes down at the end of each day, then miraculously reappears in the sky the following day. Surely, the work of a celestial being far greater than you or I could ever possibly imagine, whom we must constantly worship, so as not to piss Him off."

Caveman 1: "Well yes. Possibly. I've been giving this whole 'God' thing some thought. What if this earth we are sitting on is actually a tiny part of a huge spinning sphere? And the sun is fixed in its position at the center of a gigantic solar system and simply appears to rise and set because of the Earth's rotation on its axis?"

Caveman 2: "What are you talking about? Anyway - this sacrificial Henge to the gods won't build itself. Right, let's walk to Wales and drag back a big rock."

Caveman 1: "FFS."

 

[Lyndhurst 14]