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Garth Crooks - Your Decision
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Is Garth Crooks a complete twat ?
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Soul Finger
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- May 12, 2004
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No, but this twat Leroy on SCR is.
I don't know about complete twat... but do I find his interviewing style really excruciating.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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he is a complete idiot. over exaggerates everything. shouts too much
and did this annoying thing today where he spent about 1 minutre describing rooney and his lack of form but never mentioning the name rooney......so the [presenter(after garth finished) said ''your talking about wayne rooney aren't you) and garth gave him evils and said ''indeed''
PILLOCK
and did this annoying thing today where he spent about 1 minutre describing rooney and his lack of form but never mentioning the name rooney......so the [presenter(after garth finished) said ''your talking about wayne rooney aren't you) and garth gave him evils and said ''indeed''
PILLOCK
fatbadger
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No. No, he's not. He's an idiot. Indeed, he's a complete idiot. And he may be a twat. But he's not a complete twat.
seagullsslimjim
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- Sep 26, 2003
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i think he was in the same elocution class as Chris Eubank. Lord Crooks-Bellend
Eddie the Seagull
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He is a fully paid up member of The TWAT Club with:
Nick Knowles
Elton John
Harry Hill
....and a few others.........
Nick Knowles
Elton John
Harry Hill
....and a few others.........
Albion Rob
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Crooks had a real chance to speak up for us in his position as head of the PFA in about 1996.
Instead of highlighting the protests, pitch invaions, walkouts boycotts and poetry sessions, the stupid twat just said: "Yeah, it's a shame Brighton aren't doing a bit more about it."
Instead of highlighting the protests, pitch invaions, walkouts boycotts and poetry sessions, the stupid twat just said: "Yeah, it's a shame Brighton aren't doing a bit more about it."
Crooks. *massive sigh*
I don't think it is possible to dislike someone as much as I dislike him when they haven't actually set out to be offensive. Talks utter utter shit in the most annoying way possible but for some reason seems to think he is the games foremost authority.
I don't think it is possible to dislike someone as much as I dislike him when they haven't actually set out to be offensive. Talks utter utter shit in the most annoying way possible but for some reason seems to think he is the games foremost authority.
Les Biehn said:
Its because he is black - racist
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
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Crooks is gorgeous with a cracking pair of arse cheeks, anyone who says otherwise must be heterosexual!
Scoffers
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I find his journalistic style, well, quite frankly, irritating!
Stinkers Bridge
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I think he might come from a long line of criminals. Apparently all his family are Crooks.
To the tune of 'She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain"
"There is nothing worse in life than washing sieves,
There is nothing worse in life than washing sieves,
With the possible exception, of being Garth Crooks,
There is nothing worse in life than washing sieves."
Half Man Half Biscuit: 'Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes' ('Look Dad,
No Tunes, Mini-CD)
"There is nothing worse in life than washing sieves,
There is nothing worse in life than washing sieves,
With the possible exception, of being Garth Crooks,
There is nothing worse in life than washing sieves."
Half Man Half Biscuit: 'Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes' ('Look Dad,
No Tunes, Mini-CD)
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silky1
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Complete would be a little harsh, but he's on the way.