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[Other Sport] Is darts actually a sport ?







METALMICKY

Well-known member
Jan 30, 2004
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What's the difference between darts and Archery? The answer is very little and on that basis it is a sport. You just need to put aside the fact that you can be obese, unfit, drinking and the fact that it's normally played in the pub. It's hand eye coordination.
 


METALMICKY

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Jan 30, 2004
6,826
It's amazing how many times Not the Nine O'Clock News sketches can be reeled out to fit something. And quite amazing how many of them stick in our minds for so long. Sign of top comedy.

Spot on! Any form of negotiations - " my wife's recipe for ratatouille and the swivel chair to take home at weekends "

Any confusion about tech - Do want woofers and tweeters, a bag on your head......"

Any discussion on dealing with football violence - " cut their goolies off ".
 


Sussex Nomad

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Aug 26, 2010
18,185
EP
I played darts with my 7 yo son in our village local last weekend. I went first, to show him how it works, and scored 26. He hit treble 17 with his first dart FFS.

At that point I told him he was probably a bit too young to be playing darts and we should think about getting home.

I hope you did proper training for this momentous sporting occasion. Five mile runs for two weeks, some weights, proper diet. Dangerous to do sport without preparation.
 






Justice

Dangerous Idiot
Jun 21, 2012
20,677
Born In Shoreham
I played darts with my 7 yo son in our village local last weekend. I went first, to show him how it works, and scored 26. He hit treble 17 with his first dart FFS.

At that point I told him he was probably a bit too young to be playing darts and we should think about getting home.
Hold on he could be a natural and you took him home :lolol:
 


Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est retiré.
May 7, 2017
4,190
Eastbourne
You just need to put aside the fact that you can be obese, unfit, drinking and the fact that it's normally played in the pub. It's hand eye coordination.

So could bar skittles be a 'sport'? Could those arcade 'grab a teddy' machines become a 'sport'?

Darts is a game. That's why they say 'fancy a game of darts?' !!
 


Sussex Nomad

Well-known member
Aug 26, 2010
18,185
EP
So could bar skittles be a 'sport'? Could those arcade 'grab a teddy' machines become a 'sport'?

Darts is a game. That's why they say 'fancy a game of darts?' !!

"Fancy a game of football?" Or "Fancy a sport of football?" hmmmm ... not that I think darts is a sport.
 




dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013
55,550
Burgess Hill
It's amazing how many times Not the Nine O'Clock News sketches can be reeled out to fit something. And quite amazing how many of them stick in our minds for so long. Sign of top comedy.

I still find the sketches funny (including the darts classic) and incredibly, it’ll be 40 years this year since NTNOCN was first aired. God I feel old.....
 








Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
What's the difference between darts and Archery? The answer is very little and on that basis it is a sport. You just need to put aside the fact that you can be obese, unfit, drinking and the fact that it's normally played in the pub. It's hand eye coordination.

Try standing 30 metres away from the dartboard, outside on a windy day.
 




Mr Putdown

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2004
2,901
Christchurch
A fun game to watch.

Incidentally, I stopped over in Christchurch not long ago. Had a few jars in the Ship, not a bad little boozer.

You should have let me know, I’d have happily met up for a few jars. :)

The Ship’s ok as you say, but if you’re down this way again, the Tripp is better.
 




papajaff

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Aug 7, 2005
4,028
Brighton
If it's not, then neither is snooker, which definitely is.

Shooting? Shot putt? Discus? Baseball?
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,416
Location Location
You should have let me know, I’d have happily met up for a few jars. :)

The Ship’s ok as you say, but if you’re down this way again, the Tripp is better.

I shall bear that in mind. Me and the missus got a bit bored there tbh, there didn't seem to be much about. The Quays were disappointing and it was honking down, so we hopped on a bus down to the MUFF instead for some scoff and a film.
 




Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...
Mar 18, 2010
30,464
Hove
If it's not, then neither is snooker, which definitely is.

Shooting? Shot putt? Discus? Baseball?

Snooker - no.
Shooting - no, unless in that skiing thing...
Shot putt - yes (as part of the sport of Athletics)
Baseball - yes
Discus - yes we are discussing it.
 






Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
53,153
Goldstone
Swimming apart, if you don't have to wear specialised footwear, then it is NOT a sport. Its a game.

This is fact.
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