Irrational Dislikes

[Vegas Seagull]

And people who talk at you rather than to you. I.e. when you have a conversation they are looking at you but not listening BECAUSE THEY ARE IGNORING YOU AND INSTEAD BUSY THINKING WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO SAY TO YOU NEXT.

I hate that I do. So rude.

I'm having a seafood starter for dinner tonight

 

[happypig]

Kelvin Mackenzie - every time he opens his huge gob I want to smack him one.

Good shout. The only time Mrs H every uses the "C" word is when he's on Question Time.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Cheap tea bags, you pay £1.50 in a caff & they use a 1p 'standard' teabag while at home I use a 3p top drawer Twinings English Breakfast or suchlike, hardly close the business down the extra 2p would it??

 

[marshy68]

the wrexham love in

 

[Brownstuff]

NatWest customer service staff in those poxy adverts

 

[blue2]

Jeremy Clarkson - no sorry that is a rational dislike because he is an absolute ******* ( fit your own description if you agree).

this bloke I can not watch anything that involves this idiot

 

[Flex Your Head]

Going back to my original post, these are the two little funts who make my blood boil.
I'm normally a nice bloke, but this pair of tits would have me doing things I'd never normally consider. For instance, if they were hitch-hiking and on the roadside thumbing for a lift (fnarr!), I'd pull over for them and then drive off just as they went to open the door. I hate people who do that sort of shit, but I'd do it to them and then laugh all the way home.




I want to break their faces. Quite irrational.

 

[Brownstuff]

People who don't know you who tell you to cheer up
Giving said person a slap would be an immediate cheer up

 

[lizard]

Philip Schofield, for no reason; everytime I see him I just get angry and want to punch his face in.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Oh and I met Pete Doherty in Worthing once and he stole my pen and complained about my Joy Division t-shirt. Wanker.

 

[Lady Gull]

Pete Burns cos he's ugly and I don't get him!!

 

[NMH]

Philip Schofield, for no reason; everytime I see him I just get angry and want to punch his face in.

I can understand the jealousy, he gets to work next to Holly!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Pete Burns cos he's ugly and I don't get him!!

Pete Burns & Julian Clarey eh? Bit of a theme developing, wouldn't you say?

I'd like to nominate people on the bus who get on their mobile & start a the conversation by saying "I'm on the bus". Youths who refer to each other 'Bruv". Talkshite presenters who start every sentence with "Look". Students who go on about "Uni". The serial use of the raised inflection i.e. turning every sentence or statement into a question (FFS!). Oh, and Jim f***ing Beglin.


And R E L A X.

 

[vegster]

Steve Wright on Radio 2...... smug,egotistical unfunny pratt. Only seems to read e-mails and texts which contain " Love the show" yet most of " The Show " consists of Steve telling us whats coming up later on the show ? Some poor woman called Yasmin Birtles turns up regularly and our genial host normally does the "Yasmin Birtles.... rhymes with Turtles " gag about six times, my suggestion to him of " Steve Wright ..rhymes with Shite " never gets any airplay ?

 

[Easy 10]

People with "Baby On Board" signs in their rear window.

Like I'm driving along behind them thinking "wow, I was about to be an utter TWUNT and shunt you up the arse for a laugh, see if I can't send you spinning into that nearby Tesco Express via that bus shelter. But now I see from your charming yellow sign that you have spaffed your load up someone, and the result is probably sitting there dribbling in your back seat, so I'll just hang back and run some other poor mug into the nearest ditch instead".

TWATS

 

[bassking]

the twat at nationwide building society who gave my 21 year old son a credit card while he was only in part time work,dont they do their fcuking homework these advisors whatever they are.

 

[Norman Potting]

Jeremy Vine, at least three time per show he will utter the phrase, "...that's fascinating" in relation to something that really isn't, to which the Potting response is to scream at the radio "...no it f****** isn't you prat".

Any adverts for scent/cars/stuff that are so far up their own backside that you really would never wish to buy the product even if under duress.

 

[severnside gull]

I find this immensely irritating, and I think she does it to deliberately annoy me now.

now THAT sounds eminently reasonable

 

[pasty]

This a million times.

I f***ing hate "Brucie", he is not a national treasure, he is an irritating cock. I've been alive nearly 50 years and this twunt has been doing the same shitty jokes since i can remember, and then they go and give him a Knighthood so he can become even more smug than he already was.

I could not have put it myself other than adding the words "patronising git". I really really can't stand the man. So much so, when Mrs P wants to watch Strictly, she watches it on catch-up so we can fast forward through the twunts bits.

 

[Lady Gull]

I could not have put it myself other than adding the words "patronising git". I really really can't stand the man. So much so, when Mrs P wants to watch Strictly, she watches it on catch-up so we can fast forward through the twunts bits.

LOLOLOL so do we!!!! Doddery old git!