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[Albion] Iranian Fans
- Thread starter Sheebo
- Start date
Hmm. Now you’re pressing too many buttons at the same time, I think.
Slowly, slowly catchee monkey.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,352
That's actually a very good point. Computer says American Express can't even be used in Iran due to sanctions. So maybe our new army of Iranian fans could have the option of buying shirts without the sponsors logo on, or if American Express bleated, include the logo as a seperate iron-on transfer that can either be, er, ironed-on or burnt in the street by the purchaser. In fact we should ALL have that option IMHO.
Welcome Iranian fans
That's actually a very good point. Computer says American Express can't even be used in Iran due to sanctions. So maybe our new army of Iranian fans could have the option of buying shirts without the sponsors logo on, or if American Express bleated, include the logo as a seperate iron-on transfer that can either be, er, ironed-on or burnt in the street by the purchaser. In fact we should ALL have that option IMHO.
Welcome Iranian fans
Don't worry most people that are going to buy shirts are the Iranian diaspora living around in the western countries.
So we'd need to sign an Indian player as well to be in with a shout!
macbeth
Dismembered
you are a very strange character sir, i think you may need help.
portlock seagull
Well-known member
- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,778
80million JCLs more like...where were you when we were shit eh? Eh?! And when golden bamies clears off to Arsenal or the like, what then - you lot scarpa off up the old Kent for a dodgy ruby with him before disappearing into a Benghazi to park yer breakfast? I don’t fink so. The liberty. No mate. Let me tell you this little miss sunshine....
You’re (nb: more commonly spelt your) now one of us. Declared. Colours nailed to the mast. No deserting. No whining about lack of glory. Asking why me? (‘Cause your ‘ere son, and there’s nobody else in this freezing rain tonight at Spotland). If we’re served shit, we eat it. And come back for more next week. No questions. And if your ever caught saying something nice about them ‘eathen bar starts at the wrong end of the A23, we’ll be over in a Gordon, causing so much mayhem they’ll have to rename the capital Tehrup.
Now we’re clear on that score...Welcome!
Quite like a Tahdig myself...Noosh-e jan! 
I’d remind people that Palace fans can register new accounts on NSC just as easily as Iranian ones...
A big welcome to NSC and BHAFC to the genuine Iranian fans!
A big welcome to NSC and BHAFC to the genuine Iranian fans!
80 million new fans eh? 80 million replica shirt sales, 80 million subscriptions to seagulls' world - we'll have recouped the transfer fee in no time!
And yes, welcome to you and all our other new Iranian fans. Let's hope our relationship is a long and happy one.
Marshy
Well-known member
Welcome to all. Its going to be an exciting season again.
Baldseagull
Well-known member
I suspect that just like the rest of us, there might be one or two bellends among the new members, only seen dickhead posts from existing members like yourself so far though.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Lunch.
80million JCLs more like...where were you when we were shit eh? Eh?! And when golden bamies clears off to Arsenal or the like, what then - you lot scarpa off up the old Kent for a dodgy ruby with him before disappearing into a Benghazi to park yer breakfast? I don’t fink so. The liberty. No mate. Let me tell you this little miss sunshine....
You’re (nb: more commonly spelt your) now one of us. Declared. Colours nailed to the mast. No deserting. No whining about lack of glory. Asking why me? (‘Cause your ‘ere son, and there’s nobody else in this freezing rain tonight at Spotland). If we’re served shit, we eat it. And come back for more next week. No questions. And if your ever caught saying something nice about them ‘eathen bar starts at the wrong end of the A23, we’ll be over in a Gordon, causing so much mayhem they’ll have to rename the capital Tehrup.
Now we’re clear on that score...Welcome!
Post of the year. Laughing with tears in my eye (albeit I am as soft as complete shite).
IranianDude
New member
Thanks for this fantastic welcome !
I would have been supporting you guys even if the Ali deal did not fall through after reading your posts on northstandchat for the past 3-4 days. You guys are passionate as hell! The Mahrez leaving threat on the Leicester forum only had 150 pages.
I have one question:
I read somewhere that Brighton had 12 TV games last season? Is there anyway we can somehow stream all of the games? I will try to come to visit Falmer Stadium as soon as possible.
Look out for Persepolis or Esteghlal: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehran_derby
Otherwise Tractor Sazi Tabriz have brought in 2 british players: Harry Forrester and Anthony Stokes and their coach is John Toshack: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tractor_Sazi_F.C.#Players
Check out Ghorme Sabzi: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghormeh_sabzi
Why? Are you guys homophobes?
Soon I will be giving you a big fat kiss at Falmer Stadium after we both celebrate Ali scoring the winning goal against Crystal Palace!
I would have been supporting you guys even if the Ali deal did not fall through after reading your posts on northstandchat for the past 3-4 days. You guys are passionate as hell! The Mahrez leaving threat on the Leicester forum only had 150 pages.
I have one question:
I read somewhere that Brighton had 12 TV games last season? Is there anyway we can somehow stream all of the games? I will try to come to visit Falmer Stadium as soon as possible.
Look out for Persepolis or Esteghlal: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehran_derby
Otherwise Tractor Sazi Tabriz have brought in 2 british players: Harry Forrester and Anthony Stokes and their coach is John Toshack: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tractor_Sazi_F.C.#Players
Check out Ghorme Sabzi: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghormeh_sabzi
Why? Are you guys homophobes?
Soon I will be giving you a big fat kiss at Falmer Stadium after we both celebrate Ali scoring the winning goal against Crystal Palace!
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,352
F*ck off freak
seagulls4ever
New member
- Oct 2, 2003
- 4,338
Grilled kebabs, crispy rice (sometimes with barberries or broad beans), herby dishes like ghormeh sabzi (green herbs, lime, meat, beans), saucy meat dishes like geymeh (meat, split peas, lime) and fesenjoon (pomegranate, walnuts, meat), flatbreads - and loads more not listed.
True, but there is a process in place that mitigates against a swarm of trolling. [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] wasn't born yesterday.
Also, Palarse fellows pretending to be Iranians in order to troll NSC....surely not?.....hang on though.....you would though, wouldn't you though?
It would have to be a long game, of course. Innocent wide eyed questions at first, like how to get the metro from London to the Amex, ernestly answered by naive NSCers....then, whether there is halal catering in West Upper (the answer to that one is 'yes, definetely', btw), slowly working up to 'is there anywhere to land a helicopter?' and 'where abouts is the women's stand?', culminating in some sort of outrageous slurring of the good people of Sussex.That said, there is no need for Palarse trolls to do that - we already have any amount of drivelling bollocks from our very own loonies, racists and 70s-dwelling throwbacks....
