Ipswich,arrest

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

You mean Kelvin MacKenzie, the right-wing Scouse baiter who brought tits to the Sun newspaper?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You mean Kelvin MacKenzie, the right-wing Scouse baiter who brought tits to the Sun newspaper?

No, you're thinking of Lord Kelvin, the 19th century mathematician and physicist who developed the Kelvin scale of absolute temperature measurement.

Easy mistake to make

 

[bhafc99]

No, you're thinking of Lord Kelvin, the 19th century mathematician and physicist who developed the Kelvin scale of absolute temperature measurement.

It was Lord Lucan!! That really is the story of the century!!

 

[watsongooal]

It was Lord Lucan!! That really is the story of the century!!

Luke SkyWalker the 21st century savier of the Galaxy from the dark sith lord?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Second bloke arrested - they can string 'im up as well.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Luke SkyWalker the 21st century savier of the Galaxy from the dark sith lord?

No no no!!! You're getting him all mixed up with FREDDIE LAKER, who started SKYTRAIN at Gatwick.

 

[bhafc99]

Luke SkyWalker the 21st century savier of the Galaxy from the dark sith lord?

Clive Walker!! NOOO!!! I always had so much respect for him when he played for us.

 

[Dave the OAP]

What Private Walker, that Home Guard Spiv? i am shocked beyond belief?

 

[Parson Henry]

What Private Walker, that Home Guard Spiv? i am shocked beyond belief?

You must be mistaken then,,was it not Private Godfrey's sister Dolly. You know the one that made the 'Upside Down Cake'?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Dolly the sheep?


Now surely this is turning into a Mornington Crescent moment!

 

[Trufflehound]

Dolly the sheep?


Now surely this is turning into a Mornington Crescent moment!

Wouldn't that be Dollis Hill rather than Dolly the Sheep?

 

[jakes right boot]

Jimmy Hill? Surely not.

 

[Dave the OAP]

now we are getting into the realms of fantasy

graham hill? he has been dead for years.

 

[Trufflehound]

Graham Norton? I've always thought there was something of the night about him...

 

[Dave the OAP]

Graham Norton spotted on a Norton Villiers triumph?

 

[rospants]

ladies and gentlemen - http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=85784962 his myspace - as just given out on news 24

damn - myspace have deleted it!

 

[Buzzer]

Graham Norton spotted on a Norton Villiers triumph?

No no no. You mean Graham Coxon from Blur. Apparently there was no other way.

 

[watsongooal]

No no no. You mean Graham Coxon from Blur. Apparently there was no other way.

George Graham, I no he took Bungs but Murder?

 

[Bry Nylon]

George Graham, I no he took Bungs but Murder?

Mr La Di Da Gunner Graham, pianist with the Concert Party?
Who'd have thought it?

 

[Buzzer]

Ole Gunnar Solsjkaer?

I know he's been sidelined of late but murder? Seems a bit extreme.

(go on then - get to another person from him!)