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[News] Ipads smashed as a punishment.
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Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
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I can only assume something serious has happened today and she's taking one for team 'Utter ****'
I noticed that the other day. I really had no idea this was still going on. It's 2018 FFS.
Why would anyone not buy an iPad?
Postman Pat
Well-known member
Just change the WiFi password and don't tell them what it is.
Or hide the chargers and watch the slow death.
Or hide the chargers and watch the slow death.
I think she was expecting lots of support and “right on”s. Didn’t quite go to plan.
I agree with the upper class idiot born into privilege, I think sometimes these people do not live in the real world.
One pointer I can give you, if you want to impress Mrs HKFC, is that the the 'cow' is related to Cath Kidston
She’s well aware of that!
I know. It's madness! [emoji23]
Lindfield by the Pond
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What lessons does it teach the kids?
1) Resort to violence when don't get your own way.
2) Don't appreciate the value of money.
3) You will eventually give in (in 1-2 years time) when you buy them a replacement!
She really is an idiot.
1) Resort to violence when don't get your own way.
2) Don't appreciate the value of money.
3) You will eventually give in (in 1-2 years time) when you buy them a replacement!
She really is an idiot.
I bet she’s crazy mental to be married to.
Tory Britain.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
I once had an LP smashed up as a punishment for being naughty. My Dad had bought it as a Christmas present. He was away at sea, when it happened.
I was extremely upset, it didn't teach me to behave, in fact it taught me how to be resentful.
Silly woman.
I was extremely upset, it didn't teach me to behave, in fact it taught me how to be resentful.
Silly woman.
My Mum once smashed up all our Zoids when me and my brother were arguing. Just made me sad for my brother as he spent many beloved hours building them and they were now in pieces. Didn’t stop us arguing in the future and just made us a bit scared .
Shropshire Seagull
Well-known member
Because a Windows Surface Pro is significantly superior .....
The Large One
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4) Family matters really ought to be kept within the family, not gobbed off to the press/media.
You missed a classic Bozza [emoji476] trip there.
Don’t believe she did. It’s actually quite tough to break iPad screens even with a hammer - try it
Indeed .... the only way to destroy an iPad is to wrap it in silver foil and cook it in the microwave for ten mintues .... blighters are indestructable.
Mental Lental
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Even better way is to take their chargers away. Give them a few hours to reflect on why they forced you to take such measures while the last vestiges of power slowly drain away.
Would you care to enlighten us as to which LP it was. Not that it should in any way alter our sympathy and empathy for your obvious distress at the time, I'm just curious. My guess is Cliff and the Shadows or you could turn this into a competition with perhaps a few clues for guidance.
She can afford to buy them new ones, smashing them just demonstrates a lack of respect for resources, which are just too plentiful for the silly bitch. That, and she can't control her temper.
It's briefly crossed my mind, but I thought 'what lesson am I trying to teach here, am I telling them to destroy property when they disagree with something?'.