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Man United García
Easy to get the go ahead for the wrong player!
Did you know that Elvis had a brother?
Man United García
Easy to get the go ahead for the wrong player!
Invent a Player We May Be Interested In! (New Game).
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Tokyohands
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Sagi Bolbag - Finnish full back known for his dribbling down the left side, knicknamed 'The Streaker'
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
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Ankertil 'Alberto' Brewer.
age: Unknown .....(but definitely not development squad)
Fled Cambodia at some point back when it was nasty. Plied his trade in a straight line from Laos towards Sussex.
Position: Gravitas DMF.
age: Unknown .....(but definitely not development squad)
Fled Cambodia at some point back when it was nasty. Plied his trade in a straight line from Laos towards Sussex.
Position: Gravitas DMF.
Cremeof Som Yunguy, currently playing in the A League for Western Sydney reserves, his parents are from Japan apparently.
I used an online Scrabble random letter generator to get 14 letters, as suggested by the OP, and this is what I got:
lvoxpccrcrdjbb
2 vowels. FFS.
No clue how to make that into a name, so I'm going with Owen Michael, a young striker currently playing for his home team of Caerphilly. He's quite tricksy, but a bit short for a number 9.
lvoxpccrcrdjbb
2 vowels. FFS.
No clue how to make that into a name, so I'm going with Owen Michael, a young striker currently playing for his home team of Caerphilly. He's quite tricksy, but a bit short for a number 9.
Meade's Ball
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Slig Patz Moomin
Norwegian goalkeeper with a badger ankle ligaments. Reports suggest a hunger for injury to right hand - 3 toaster incidents, 1 brawl with malicious canine - to have it surgically strengthened. Eccentric, and mashed potato moulder.
Norwegian goalkeeper with a badger ankle ligaments. Reports suggest a hunger for injury to right hand - 3 toaster incidents, 1 brawl with malicious canine - to have it surgically strengthened. Eccentric, and mashed potato moulder.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
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You can swap letters and forsake a go!
Juan Hun Lowe
Lanky 19 year old currently playing for FC Grope in the Blandesliga. Son of Chinese guy and Spanish wife who were tragically killed when their bicycle ran into a wall of smog in Beijing. Adopted by German Trappist monks then moved to Lowbrow in Germany. Has adopted the Lowe name as thanks. Prolific scorer having banged in 23 goals last season. 22 were OG and the other was a deflection of his head when he was looking the wrong way at a corner. Has since been diagnosed as being colour blind. As Grope play in Red, this was the problem as all the other teams in the league play in Green.
Steppen Parich (or Goldjunge (Golden Boy) as his known, due to his permatan) the Grope manager says he could be the next "Breno"
(look him up)
Parich employes a system based on Chinese food to help Juan. Says Parich " In the team he plays in Spring Role position (nbr 10) and he can also play as Fried Rice, we call this the (nbr 8) DM so he understands"
However he comes with some baggage. Sports a Chris Waddle mullet hair style (after finding an old player card in a sweet bag) and as his main sponsor are Veet Hair Removal, there is a problem as he is refusing to become a user and reviewer on shopping web site. Says he wants "to get married to a fit bird and have kids and a dog". Along with this, the local caravan retailer Palace von Krystal are complaining they are not getting value for their sponsorship because he is having issues settling down as he is constantly being moved on. Was discovered by Sid & Doris Bonkers (whilst recreating a scene from Sound of Music last summer) who asked Grope if he would like a move to Neasden. Lowe refused as he had never heard of the place. Ron Knee then alerted CH.
Could do a job.
I must get out more!
Lanky 19 year old currently playing for FC Grope in the Blandesliga. Son of Chinese guy and Spanish wife who were tragically killed when their bicycle ran into a wall of smog in Beijing. Adopted by German Trappist monks then moved to Lowbrow in Germany. Has adopted the Lowe name as thanks. Prolific scorer having banged in 23 goals last season. 22 were OG and the other was a deflection of his head when he was looking the wrong way at a corner. Has since been diagnosed as being colour blind. As Grope play in Red, this was the problem as all the other teams in the league play in Green.
Steppen Parich (or Goldjunge (Golden Boy) as his known, due to his permatan) the Grope manager says he could be the next "Breno"
(look him up)Parich employes a system based on Chinese food to help Juan. Says Parich " In the team he plays in Spring Role position (nbr 10) and he can also play as Fried Rice, we call this the (nbr 8) DM so he understands"
However he comes with some baggage. Sports a Chris Waddle mullet hair style (after finding an old player card in a sweet bag) and as his main sponsor are Veet Hair Removal, there is a problem as he is refusing to become a user and reviewer on shopping web site. Says he wants "to get married to a fit bird and have kids and a dog". Along with this, the local caravan retailer Palace von Krystal are complaining they are not getting value for their sponsorship because he is having issues settling down as he is constantly being moved on. Was discovered by Sid & Doris Bonkers (whilst recreating a scene from Sound of Music last summer) who asked Grope if he would like a move to Neasden. Lowe refused as he had never heard of the place. Ron Knee then alerted CH.
Could do a job.
I must get out more!
BUTTERBALL
East Stand Brighton Boyz
Carlos Kickabout, younger brother of Carlos Kickaballs, top Spurs signing when Alan Sugar was chairman. Demanding a lot of money to sign, a Ferrari, a whole regency house on Brighton seafront plus 40% for his agent.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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